Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 49

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-03-2008, 04:52 PM

We can't, because you didn't corrupt an earlier wish, so technically, your wish is nullified. So sorry!

Patricia · 11-03-2008, 04:56 PM

Steve, you are a meanie.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-03-2008, 04:56 PM

They're not my rules... I just work here!

DixieGal · 11-03-2008, 04:57 PM

Instead of nullifying, could you possibly tweak your belt and make them start to go in reverse for about 20 yrs? Thanks!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-04-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Instead of nullifying, could you possibly tweak your belt and make them start to go in reverse for about 20 yrs? Thanks!

Hmm... is that like blinking, or wiggling my nose? Okay, if that's what floats yer boat (I just trimmed an inch off my belt, anyway, so why not?)...

So, Granted: Your wishes are now the wishes of 20 years ago. Unfortunately, your old wishes did not take into account the last 20 years... how could they?... so now you have a lot of strange and useless stuff around the house, including a very fat Elvis that you wish you could get rid of... and oh, yeah, that "body of Liz Taylor" wish really didn't work out, did it?

I wish I could take another inch or three off my belt size.

Slite · 11-04-2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Hmm... is that like blinking, or wiggling my nose? Okay, if that's what floats yer boat (I just trimmed an inch off my belt, anyway, so why not?)...

So, Granted: Your wishes are now the wishes of 20 years ago. Unfortunately, your old wishes did not take into account the last 20 years... how could they?... so now you have a lot of strange and useless stuff around the house, including a very fat Elvis that you wish you could get rid of... and oh, yeah, that "body of Liz Taylor" wish really didn't work out, did it?

I wish I could take another inch or three off my belt size.

Granted, and boy do you look silly with your pants falling down all the times due to the fact that your belt isn't long enough anymore.

I wish I didn't have to go out to puppyclass in this gruesome weather

DixieGal · 11-04-2008, 09:54 AM

Puppyclass? I'll need more details before I can properly corrupt your wish.

Slite · 11-04-2008, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Puppyclass? I'll need more details before I can properly corrupt your wish.

Puppyclass = Obedience class for our puppy

LazyScot · 11-04-2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I didn't have to go out to puppyclass in this gruesome weather

Granted. Your pupy takes you to humanclass in this gruesome weather instead.

I wish that we could have some good news stories on the news for the next few weeks.

DixieGal · 11-04-2008, 09:59 AM

Thanks for the clarification.

Granted. The weather is nice when you go to school to learn how to be a puppy.

I wish that big slab of leftover birthday cake I had for breakfast had been calorie-negative and I lost weight by eating it.

nekokami · 11-04-2008, 10:04 AM

Um... I can figure out how to corrupt that one, but I don't want to. You really didn't want to spend today with intestinal problems, right?

LazyScot · 11-04-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

I wish that big slab of leftover birthday cake I had for breakfast had been calorie-negative and I lost weight by eating it.

Granted. In fact that slice of cake had a lot of negative properties. In fact it is yesterday (congratulations.) However you do have to enjoy another day of electioneering.....

I still wish that there were good news stories on the news for a bit....

Slite · 11-04-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. In fact that slice of cake had a lot of negative properties. In fact it is yesterday (congratulations.) However you do have to enjoy another day of electioneering.....

I still wish that there were good news stories on the news for a bit....

Granted, all the news on the 4th planet of Sirius is good news for the next month, here back on earth we get the US election and it's aftermath for another three weeks. Along with global warming, the plummeting economy and other "news"

I would really like to have a tail, preferebly furry.

DixieGal · 11-04-2008, 10:10 AM

Granted. But your mom was embarrassed and they lopped it off in the newborn nursery.

I wish for clean new sneakers, and I wish I hadn't worn these to work today.

LazyScot · 11-04-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

I wish for clean new sneakers, and I wish I hadn't worn these to work today.

Granted. There is a clean new DVD of a film starring Robert Redford sitting at home waiting for you. And you did not were "these" today (because I'm holding them up over here in the UK).

I wish I knew what a pshyrnkocracy was.

11-03-2008, 04:57 PM	#724
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Instead of nullifying, could you possibly tweak your belt and make them start to go in reverse for about 20 yrs? Thanks! Last edited by DixieGal; 11-03-2008 at 04:58 PM. Reason: I think Steve needs to give me a big karma as his way of apologizing for being a birthday meanie.

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11-03-2008, 04:52 PM	#721
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	We can't, because you didn't corrupt an earlier wish, so technically, your wish is nullified. So sorry!

11-03-2008, 04:56 PM	#722
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Steve, you are a meanie.

11-03-2008, 04:56 PM	#723
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	They're not my rules... I just work here!

11-04-2008, 09:54 AM	#727
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Puppyclass? I'll need more details before I can properly corrupt your wish.

11-04-2008, 09:59 AM	#730
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Thanks for the clarification. Granted. The weather is nice when you go to school to learn how to be a puppy. I wish that big slab of leftover birthday cake I had for breakfast had been calorie-negative and I lost weight by eating it.

11-04-2008, 10:04 AM	#731
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Um... I can figure out how to corrupt that one, but I don't want to. You really didn't want to spend today with intestinal problems, right?

11-04-2008, 10:10 AM	#734
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Granted. But your mom was embarrassed and they lopped it off in the newborn nursery. I wish for clean new sneakers, and I wish I hadn't worn these to work today.