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Old 04-17-2014, 08:16 PM   #2146
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And Elves are real?

btw one to many Ws...
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Old 04-17-2014, 08:18 PM   #2147
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Old 04-17-2014, 08:19 PM   #2148
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Well duh, you're talking to one
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Old 04-17-2014, 08:51 PM   #2149
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And Elves are real?

btw one to many Ws...
They won't be for long.

*revs up chainsaw*
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Old 04-17-2014, 08:55 PM   #2150
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*that mysteriously blows up in silly weasles face* works every time
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Old 04-18-2014, 09:48 AM   #2151
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Chainsaw wielding ferrets are NOT allowed in the Chicken thread! Any such incursions will be dealt with using elven magic ....

Sic em Glorfindel! I could go for a ferret burger!
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:23 PM   #2152
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got'em, he was a big'un
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Old 04-18-2014, 02:24 PM   #2153
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Here's the perfect side dish...
Twilight Sparkle! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:16 AM   #2154
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Excuse our absence. We were brushing up on some Elven magic of our own. Found a rather nifty spell in the process...

Cookthatachickenum!

*Poohbear begins self roasting*
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:21 AM   #2155
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Hmmmm .... my roost is getting very warm ...

*chicken adjusts A/C*

I'm starting to glow ....

*chicken uses ACME analyzer*

Egad! Elven magic wielded by murderous ferrets! Unclean! Unclean!

*chicken activates ACME force field & pours out a large cold drink*

There, that's better! The ACME force field will reflect the magic spell back onto the ferrets .... and anyone close by ...
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:53 PM   #2156
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I will pass on the use of magic. It tends to be unreliable. Good old science will work!

*Solitaire1 decides to avoid complex science and use that most basic of sciences: Gravity! He gets a pebble and tosses it in the air and it lands 6 inches away from PoohBear. Fortunately, a magical field doesn't affect a science-based pebble.*

*Solitaire1 tosses another pebble in the air and it lands 5 inches from PoohBear.*
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:23 PM   #2157
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I will pass on the use of magic. It tends to be unreliable. Good old science will work!

*Solitaire1 decides to avoid complex science and use that most basic of sciences: Gravity! He gets a pebble and tosses it in the air and it lands 6 inches away from PoohBear. Fortunately, a magical field doesn't affect a science-based pebble.*

*Solitaire1 tosses another pebble in the air and it lands 5 inches from PoohBear.*
Are you trying to hit him, or bury him?
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:32 PM   #2158
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Cookthatachickenum!
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That is NOT Elven magic. (I'll give you a hint, only Elves can use it )
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Old 05-05-2014, 02:22 PM   #2159
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Are you trying to hit him, or bury him?
I think I'll try to trap him by surrounding him with pebbles. At the rate of one pebble every 10 seconds, PoohBear should be unable to move in about 10 hours.
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That is NOT Elven magic. (I'll give you a hint, only Elves can use it )
That was true until we tortured all the secrets out of your leaders.
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