Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[74Cuda]

You mean there isn't any?

[5thWiggleWife]

Well you know the old saying: You snooze, you lose.

[74Cuda]

It was just a quickie nap. Didn't you save me ANY????

[5thWiggleWife]

Uh...I wasn't anywhere near the roost when it exploded. Nope (heh heh) not me. No where near.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

Uh...I wasn't anywhere near the roost when it exploded. Nope (heh heh) not me. No where near.

With such an innocent look can anyone possibly think 5WW would be fibbing?

[74Cuda]

Those feathers are a dead giveaway. 5WW is definitely not telling the truth.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by 74Cuda

Those feathers are a dead giveaway. 5WW is definitely not telling the truth.

Perhaps they are from a feather pillow?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

With such an innocent look can anyone possibly think 5WW would be fibbing?

No, I don't think the Fifth Wiggle Wife would be fibbing.

*Solitaire1 looks at her.*

Yep, her ear didn't droop so she's not fibbing.

I take the win.

Cone Of Silence Developments - Notes On Rejected Versions:

- Version 12: Swiss cheese is not an effective sound barrier.
- Version 13: Neither is provolone cheese
- Version 15: Unconsciousness does not equal silence
- Version 21: Obtained desired results, but power consumption makes it impractical (the total energy output of 15 nuclear power plants for one year needed to power it for 5 minutes)

My work continues!

[74Cuda]

That's really giving her too much benefit of a doubt, don't you think? Why would she eat a pillow anyway.

[red_phoenix]

Not eat. Rip to shreds. Have you not seen what a bored pooch will do to entertain itself?

Those are quite the experiments Sol. So glad you are still working on that cone of silence. I'll keep the win (and everyone else if I can) out of your hair so you can continue undisturbed.

*I wonder if Sol realizes if he is successful but gets stuck inside we will never know. *

[5thWiggleWife]

The feathers are from the pillow the 5thWiggle threw at the wall in frustration over being ill for so long. (Ya, that sounds right) Yup, feathers are all over the lab and house.

Sol1-thank you so much for admiring my ears! And don't worry - if you do get stuck inside your sucessful cone of silence I'm sure there is a setting on my master control that will get you out. There is a button marked "chicken drill" that I'm just can't wait to try out. (assuming the chicken comes back of course)

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

The feathers are from the pillow the 5thWiggle threw at the wall in frustration over being ill for so long. (Ya, that sounds right) Yup, feathers are all over the lab and house.

Sol1-thank you so much for admiring my ears! And don't worry - if you do get stuck inside your sucessful cone of silence I'm sure there is a setting on my master control that will get you out. There is a button marked "chicken drill" that I'm just can't wait to try out. (assuming the chicken comes back of course)

Actually, I was remembering an Easter special called "Here Comes Peter Cottontail." Peter Cottontail has a problem with fibbing and everytime he tells a fib, one of his ears droops. Since your ear didn't droop, I doubt you were fibbing.

I'm not worrying about getting stuck in the Cone of Silence. I have things which can overpower the potential Cone of Silence, including the Block of Din, the Sphere of Cacophony, and the Glitterball of Disco.

[5thWiggleWife]

Excellent! You appear to be well suited to this sort of work. Ever considered becoming slightly evil?

[red_phoenix]

Wow. Everyone took off really early today.

[5thWiggleWife]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

Wow. Everyone took off really early today.

No kidding!