Silliness Chicken - Page 134

Dylrob · 03-09-2014, 09:33 PM

Nitroglycerin seeds... it works every time!

poohbear_nc · 03-09-2014, 09:34 PM

I think I'm going to burp! Run away! Far away!

Glorfindel · 03-09-2014, 09:35 PM

*BOOM!*

poohbear_nc · 03-09-2014, 09:36 PM

*cough* *cough* Where did my roost go? All I see are splinters!

5thWiggleWife · 03-09-2014, 09:36 PM

It's raining chicken wings!

poohbear_nc · 03-09-2014, 09:37 PM

*chicken quickly counts appendages* Whew! All of my wings still attached. Are you sure those aren't ferret feet?

Glorfindel · 03-09-2014, 09:39 PM

...fried chicken wings... weird

Dylrob · 03-09-2014, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken quickly counts appendages* Whew! All of my wings still attached. Are you sure those aren't ferret feet?

We are quite sure. It looks as though you may have blown up AprilHare.

Glorfindel · 03-10-2014, 09:22 AM

A rabbit with chicken wings... riiiight

Glorfindel · 03-10-2014, 11:03 AM

ty 4 karma AprilHare

AprilHare · 03-10-2014, 08:05 PM

You are welcome Glorfindel!
No, it wasn't me. Nor was it chicken. A subtle hint for those who were foolish enough to eat it.

Glorfindel · 03-10-2014, 08:59 PM

well glad I didn't eat any

AprilHare · 03-11-2014, 08:56 PM

*sniffs under wing*

Solitaire1 · 03-12-2014, 05:30 AM

*Solitaire1 thinks: Excellent! The distraction worked! AprilHare has had Olfactory Tracking Fluid implanted. Now we can track AprilHare via smell from anywhere in the world! There's no escape.*

*Solitaire1 unleashes his newest invention, the Tiny Chicken Containers (TCC). They look like small ants and steadily move towards a chicken that has the slightest trace of Olfactory Tracking Fluid on it. Once they reach the chicken, they completely cover it and immobilize it. No matter that AprilHare goes, like tiny little terminators the TCCs will follow!*

Go my TCCs, go and capture!

poohbear_nc · 03-12-2014, 08:19 AM

Oh! Look! Gourmet ants! *peck* *peck* *peck* Thanks Solitaire old buddy! Tasty!

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer? The ants seem to be a mite 'antsy' in my tummy.

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03-09-2014, 09:33 PM	#1996
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Nitroglycerin seeds... it works every time!

03-09-2014, 09:34 PM	#1997
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,858 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I think I'm going to burp! Run away! Far away!

03-09-2014, 09:35 PM	#1998
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	BOOM!

03-09-2014, 09:36 PM	#1999
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,858 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	cough cough Where did my roost go? All I see are splinters!

03-09-2014, 09:36 PM	#2000
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	It's raining chicken wings!

03-09-2014, 09:37 PM	#2001
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,858 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken quickly counts appendages Whew! All of my wings still attached. Are you sure those aren't ferret feet?

03-09-2014, 09:39 PM	#2002
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	...fried chicken wings... weird

03-10-2014, 09:22 AM	#2004
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	A rabbit with chicken wings... riiiight

03-10-2014, 11:03 AM	#2005
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	ty 4 karma AprilHare

03-10-2014, 08:05 PM	#2006
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	You are welcome Glorfindel! No, it wasn't me. Nor was it chicken. A subtle hint for those who were foolish enough to eat it.

03-10-2014, 08:59 PM	#2007
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	well glad I didn't eat any

03-11-2014, 08:56 PM	#2008
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	sniffs under wing

03-12-2014, 05:30 AM	#2009
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,973 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Solitaire1 thinks: Excellent! The distraction worked! AprilHare has had Olfactory Tracking Fluid implanted. Now we can track AprilHare via smell from anywhere in the world! There's no escape. Solitaire1 unleashes his newest invention, the Tiny Chicken Containers (TCC). They look like small ants and steadily move towards a chicken that has the slightest trace of Olfactory Tracking Fluid on it. Once they reach the chicken, they completely cover it and immobilize it. No matter that AprilHare goes, like tiny little terminators the TCCs will follow! Go my TCCs, go and capture!

03-12-2014, 08:19 AM	#2010
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,858 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh! Look! Gourmet ants! peck peck peck Thanks Solitaire old buddy! Tasty! Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer? The ants seem to be a mite 'antsy' in my tummy.