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Old 03-04-2014, 05:34 AM   #1951
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It would be cool to see the chicken do the monkey!

Umm, wait a minute, that doesn't sound quite right...
How about the Mashed Potato?
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Old 03-04-2014, 05:37 AM   #1952
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How do you know I clicked the button for dancing? There ARE other buttons you know.
*Curious, Solitaire1 observes PoohBear to see the effect of the remote.*

*One feather falls off of PoohBear, followed by another...*
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:25 AM   #1953
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How do you know I clicked the button for dancing? There ARE other buttons you know.
Does that thing have a heat ray?
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:28 AM   #1954
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Does that thing have a heat ray?
I think it's called the NuWave button.
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Old 03-04-2014, 06:55 PM   #1955
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Do you deny that chickens have a compulsion to cross the road? Isn't that the reason so many people ask the question "Why does the chicken cross the road?"
The only road I cross is where the hunted becomes the hunter..
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Nope. Not codswallop. Evil modification of a certain chicken, at said chicken's own request, by a certain Evil Lord, who implanted a few amusing extras.

Many have witnessed poohbear's prowess on the dance floor.
He's only dancing to tease you. You will never eat him. Give up, fools!
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:44 PM   #1956
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How about the Mashed Potato?
No but there is one marked "Twist".

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Does that thing have a heat ray?
Checking, checking....nope. Just one marked fry. Want to give it a whirl??

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He's only dancing to tease you. You will never eat him. Give up, fools!
I've often though poohbear was a tease. I actually don't care if I ever really get to eat him. Tormenting him to death is just as much fun.

Oh look a button marked "strip". I wonder what that does?
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:02 PM   #1957
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*chicken hurriedly coats entire body in ice to ward off the 'strip' ray*
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:17 PM   #1958
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*chicken hurriedly coats entire body in ice to ward off the 'strip' ray*
Ummm...ice is transparent and the remote operates via ultraviolet light. Also, it can function as a lens, increasing the effect of the remote.

Will PoohBear lose all of his feathers?
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Old 03-04-2014, 09:45 PM   #1959
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Will the ice hold them in place until the batteries run down?
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:06 PM   #1960
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Ummm...ice is transparent and the remote operates via ultraviolet light. Also, I can function as a lens, increasing the effect of the remote.

Will PoohBear lose all of his feathers?
Yes.

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No.
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Luckily, I can zap all stupid remotes with this gadget..
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done. Give up! Your plans are useless. Chickenkind will reign supreme!
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Oh, we'll see how big you cluck after we've resurrected the Colonel!
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Oh, we'll see how big you cluck after we've resurrected the Colonel!
Resurrected? I never left!
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Hmm, i dunno... you look rather pale.
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Dear Colonel,

Your assistance is greatly needed. Your expertise is needed so that way may capture and properly prepare chickens for consumption in a delicious manner.

Please help.
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