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BenG · 02-01-2014, 12:23 PM

Passwords. (contains strong language)

Spoiler:

Hamlet53 · 02-01-2014, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterT

I remember downloading beta versions of Windows 95 on floppy images!

I recall installing Windows 2.0 from one of these:

PeterT · 02-01-2014, 12:53 PM

In university we had access to LSI-11 microcomputers that had 8" floppy drives. These had a massive capacity of 256k bytes. One of the DEC servicemen gave us a hardcopy of the source code to the original Adventure game in Fortran. Shall we say it was a challenge to not only type that code back in, bit to manage the two drives on the LSI-11 to have enough space for the O/S, compiler, linker and required libraries!

Fbone · 02-01-2014, 02:21 PM

Stitchawl · 02-02-2014, 05:01 AM

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of West Virginia and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Stitchawl

Kumabjorn · 02-02-2014, 07:15 AM

they have nothing to go on, said a spokesman.

Bilbo1967 · 02-02-2014, 08:01 AM

Detectives are looking into it!

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pilotbob · 02-02-2014, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Detectives are looking into it!

I have this sinking feeling there will be more puns.

orlok · 02-02-2014, 01:25 PM

BenG · 02-02-2014, 01:33 PM

yvanleterrible · 02-02-2014, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

I have this sinking feeling there will be more puns.

Unless one of them is ready to cop out.

Fbone · 02-02-2014, 07:30 PM

A video game for nerds?

Freeshadow · 02-02-2014, 08:02 PM

Oh 2600 cartridges. All the memories...

Stitchawl · 02-02-2014, 10:33 PM

My weird old uncle dated an Amish girl. In less than a month he drove her buggy.

Stitchawl

Kumabjorn · 02-03-2014, 05:30 AM

Young Einstein, Newton and Pascal were playing hide and seek. Einstein was it and while he counted to 100 Pascal ran away into the forest, Newton took a few steps and drew a one meter square then stepped into the middle. When Einstein was finished counting he turned around to begin the search when to his astonishment he saw Newton and immediately yelled; "I've found Pascal!"

02-02-2014, 07:15 AM	#7461
Kumabjorn Basculocolpic Posts: 4,356 Karma: 20181319 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sweden Device: Kindle 3 WiFi, Kindle 4SO, Kindle for Android, Sony PRS-350 and PRS-T1	The Police Dept. got their toilets stolen they have nothing to go on, said a spokesman.

02-02-2014, 08:01 AM	#7462
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Sinkhole appears under police station. Detectives are looking into it! Last edited by Bilbo1967; 02-03-2014 at 01:15 PM.

02-02-2014, 07:30 PM	#7467
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	A video game for nerds? Last edited by Fbone; 02-02-2014 at 07:32 PM.

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BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,730 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6	Passwords. (contains strong language) Spoiler:

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PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,563 Karma: 79436716 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	In university we had access to LSI-11 microcomputers that had 8" floppy drives. These had a massive capacity of 256k bytes. One of the DEC servicemen gave us a hardcopy of the source code to the original Adventure game in Fortran. Shall we say it was a challenge to not only type that code back in, bit to manage the two drives on the LSI-11 to have enough space for the O/S, compiler, linker and required libraries!

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Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of West Virginia and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" she asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. "Is your father there?" asked the social worker. "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid. "Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker. "Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid. "But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?" "Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!" Stitchawl

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02-02-2014, 10:33 PM	#7469
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	My weird old uncle dated an Amish girl. In less than a month he drove her buggy. Stitchawl

02-03-2014, 05:30 AM	#7470
Kumabjorn Basculocolpic Posts: 4,356 Karma: 20181319 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sweden Device: Kindle 3 WiFi, Kindle 4SO, Kindle for Android, Sony PRS-350 and PRS-T1	Young Einstein, Newton and Pascal were playing hide and seek. Einstein was it and while he counted to 100 Pascal ran away into the forest, Newton took a few steps and drew a one meter square then stepped into the middle. When Einstein was finished counting he turned around to begin the search when to his astonishment he saw Newton and immediately yelled; "I've found Pascal!"