Silliness Watch out for Thingularities! - Page 2

DixieGal · 10-22-2008, 10:00 AM

We live in an older neighborhood. There ith a giant pecan tree in the thide yard, but it'th no good, maketh tiny little nutth. Luckily, we have never had to pick them up, becauthe the thquirrelth thrip it bare every year. The little terrorith get tho tired that they lie down, thretch out full length, and take naps during the buthy theathon.

They jump onto the AC unit outside the dining room window in order to do reconnathense... reconnaithence.... thpy on uth. They altho chewed thru the phone cable up at the box on the pole in order to tap our phoneth, but the thervice man settled their hath when he reconnected the wireth.

I think they have brainwathed the big feral farm cat acroth the threet, becauthe it dothn't chathe them anymore.

vivaldirules · 10-22-2008, 10:44 AM

Ith a thongularity related to a thingularity? Thongularity. I'm picturing a really tiny thong that is vanithhingly thmall.

LazyScot · 10-22-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Ith a thongularity related to a thingularity? Thongularity. I'm picturing a really tiny thong that is vanithhingly thmall.

Would that thong be made by thony?

Patricia · 10-22-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, hand grenades are referrd to as "pineapples"...

And grenades are named after the pomegranate (grenade, granados) which they resemble.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_grenade

There's nothing so dangerous as fruit.

pshrynk · 10-22-2008, 11:18 AM

What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

zelda_pinwheel · 10-22-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

hey, the python thread is over there.

LazyScot · 10-22-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

Make like a split.

digitalzen · 10-22-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

send in my tropical attack squirrels!

Patricia · 10-22-2008, 05:27 PM

Call in an aerial bombardment with very ripe melons, of course.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-22-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

Bop 'em with a thingularity. They'll never know what hit them! (Most likely, neither will you.)

yvanleterrible · 10-22-2008, 08:47 PM

Aaaaoooowww! I knew they were around, but not that many.

Wood you're in danger, don't touch those nuts! That's how those nasty squirrels smuggle thingularities.
Oh they think they're so clever. Luckily we've discovered their plot. Nice going Wood!
(It's the old thingularity in the nuts trick 99)

Slite · 10-23-2008, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

Would that thong be made by thony?

No, the thong thong was made by thithqo....

10-22-2008, 10:00 AM	#16
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	We live in an older neighborhood. There ith a giant pecan tree in the thide yard, but it'th no good, maketh tiny little nutth. Luckily, we have never had to pick them up, becauthe the thquirrelth thrip it bare every year. The little terrorith get tho tired that they lie down, thretch out full length, and take naps during the buthy theathon. They jump onto the AC unit outside the dining room window in order to do reconnathense... reconnaithence.... thpy on uth. They altho chewed thru the phone cable up at the box on the pole in order to tap our phoneth, but the thervice man settled their hath when he reconnected the wireth. I think they have brainwathed the big feral farm cat acroth the threet, becauthe it dothn't chathe them anymore. Last edited by DixieGal; 10-22-2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason: That big 'ol cat just sits beside the creek catching crawdads in our back yard all day.

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Ith a thongularity related to a thingularity? Thongularity. I'm picturing a really tiny thong that is vanithhingly thmall.

10-22-2008, 11:18 AM	#20
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	What would you do if someone attacked you with a banana!?

10-22-2008, 05:27 PM	#24
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Call in an aerial bombardment with very ripe melons, of course.

10-22-2008, 08:47 PM	#26
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Aaaaoooowww! I knew they were around, but not that many. Wood you're in danger, don't touch those nuts! That's how those nasty squirrels smuggle thingularities. Oh they think they're so clever. Luckily we've discovered their plot. Nice going Wood! (It's the old thingularity in the nuts trick 99)