Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 12

pshrynk · 10-21-2008, 03:22 PM

Most lawyers belong at the bottom of the sea.

I'd give Ricky a life vest.

Most days.

montsnmags · 10-21-2008, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

The guys who did Mannheim Steamroller were also responsible for "Convoy" so don't get too enthusiastic about their contributions to humanity...

I love Convoy...truck....bridge....splodey! Eeeexcellent. Where's my iPod Touch....?

Cheers,
Marc ("Uh, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Gibbon...")

montsnmags · 10-21-2008, 07:38 PM

Disney World for fish:

"WOOHOO!!! I wanna go on THE FALCON ride!!!"

ShortNCuddlyAm · 10-21-2008, 07:42 PM

Seen on a sign on a pier "Please do not jump off. Ask staff for assistance"

RickyMaveety · 10-21-2008, 08:01 PM

Geez ... and I get warnings about replying to posts in this thread!! Not being silly enough ... grump, grump .... whine.

I'm going to buy some cocoa and make myself a five minute chocolate cake, and then take the falcon ride, wearing a life jacket, of course.

desertgrandma · 10-21-2008, 08:51 PM

I sent the "5 minute chocolate cake recipe around to a lot of people, and here is the first reply I"ve gotten, from a friend in Nashville.....

"It was good...even better if you cut it in half and add Hershey's syrup to one side and caramel to the other." LOL

I would only add that a spritz or 6 of real whipped cream would make it even better...........

RWood · 10-22-2008, 01:10 AM

Robber: "Your money or your life?"
Jack Benny: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

vivaldirules · 10-22-2008, 09:41 AM

Definitely not a European Falcon.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-22-2008, 09:50 AM

I've been told my comedy writings are good. I am considering rewriting my next Kestral story to include passenger Jose Jimenez.

pshrynk · 10-22-2008, 10:44 AM

Dinsdale!

RWood · 10-22-2008, 11:52 AM

My name is Glick, I'm the house detective.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-22-2008, 12:46 PM

The greatest source of wisdom is Love. For it was said by a Boy of Nature:

"The greatest thing you can ever learn
is to love, and be loved in return."

Nate the great · 10-22-2008, 01:15 PM

I've always wondered about the English language. For instance, how can I repeat something if I never peated it in the first place?

RWood · 10-22-2008, 03:03 PM

I had a friend, a friend I could trust.
He went into the park and got busted
Doing the Ring-around-the-rosey rag.
- - Arlo Guthrie

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-22-2008, 03:36 PM

Blues has heart.

R&B has soul.

Country has trucks.

Rasta has pot.

Rap has bling.

Jazz has hands.

Rock has lobster.

Classical has gas.

10-21-2008, 07:38 PM	#168
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Disney World for fish: "WOOHOO!!! I wanna go on THE FALCON ride!!!" Last edited by montsnmags; 10-21-2008 at 07:41 PM.

10-21-2008, 08:51 PM	#171
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	So......... I sent the "5 minute chocolate cake recipe around to a lot of people, and here is the first reply I"ve gotten, from a friend in Nashville..... "It was good...even better if you cut it in half and add Hershey's syrup to one side and caramel to the other." LOL I would only add that a spritz or 6 of real whipped cream would make it even better...........

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RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	Geez ... and I get warnings about replying to posts in this thread!! Not being silly enough ... grump, grump .... whine. I'm going to buy some cocoa and make myself a five minute chocolate cake, and then take the falcon ride, wearing a life jacket, of course.

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10-22-2008, 09:41 AM	#173
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Definitely not a European Falcon.

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Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I've been told my comedy writings are good. I am considering rewriting my next Kestral story to include passenger Jose Jimenez.

10-22-2008, 10:44 AM	#175
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Dinsdale!

10-22-2008, 11:52 AM	#176
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	My name is Glick, I'm the house detective.

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Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	The greatest source of wisdom is Love. For it was said by a Boy of Nature: "The greatest thing you can ever learn is to love, and be loved in return."

10-22-2008, 01:15 PM	#178
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	I've always wondered about the English language. For instance, how can I repeat something if I never peated it in the first place?

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	I had a friend, a friend I could trust. He went into the park and got busted Doing the Ring-around-the-rosey rag. - - Arlo Guthrie

10-22-2008, 03:36 PM	#180
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Blues has heart. R&B has soul. Country has trucks. Rasta has pot. Rap has bling. Jazz has hands. Rock has lobster. Classical has gas.