Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[5thWiggle]

Waiting for the microwave to beep...

[HomeInMyShoes]

Beep!

I win.

[pdurrant]

You're not a microwave!


I win.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Would you like to test out that theory?

I win.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

You're not a microwave!


I win.

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Would you like to test out that theory?

I win.

He could be made up of parts from a microwave.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Right! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Errrrrr ..... save 5WW!

What proof do you have that she's a witch? Does she weight the same as a duck? Did she turn someone into a newt but didn't do a very good job since they got better?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

There is no hope. There never was. It was all just an illusion orchestrated by hyper intelligent squirrels.

I thought it was mice that created the illusion. Does this mean we have to worry about squirrels too? I guess we could get Squirrel Girl to get rid of the squirrels. I wonder if they would be interested in turkey jerky? How about ham in the form of spam?

[HomeInMyShoes]

"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"

I win.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"

I win.

I am someone who she didn't blind with science (SCIENCE!). I have listened to Dr. Science (He's not a real doctor, he has Master's Degree in Science!). I've studied the plans of Wile E. Coyote and The Brain and plan to read the work of Dr. Frankenstein in his book "How I Did It." I also need to study the work of Albert Einstein...wait that a book by Albert Brooks...whose real name is Albert Einstein. Maybe I should study the work of his brother, Super Dave Osborne to see what I should not do.

The above should help me to efficiently take the win by converting effort into action.

Like this...see...I just took the win. My effort at typing was rewarded by the win.

Now, I'll take the win with me to my local convenience store and have a very conveniently available maple bar. Wow! Look at all this stuff, it's almost like hardware store!

What could be better than a combination of "Weird Al" and cartoon ponies?

That his point I will stop because I'm being tempted to go on long, dense, and drawn out post that would make "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque" look like a short story in comparison.

Still, I win.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Are you trying to bore us away from this thread?

I win.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Are you trying to bore us away from this thread?

I win.

It's not my goal to bore you. Instead, I want to write posts that are so verbose, confusing, loopy, misdirected, mind-twisting, and going in so many directions that it leads people to spend so much time trying to figure it out that they don't post, which leaves the win to me.

Of course, the addition of a large amount of cuteness will cause as stunned reaction that leads to the same result. Much like a giant pile of cheese affects a mouse, or a road affects a chicken.

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

It's not my goal to bore you. Instead, I want to write posts that are so verbose, confusing, loopy, misdirected, mind-twisting, and going in so many directions that it leads people to spend so much time trying to figure it out that they don't post, which leaves the win to me.

Of course, the addition of a large amount of cuteness will cause as stunned reaction that leads to the same result. Much like a giant pile of cheese affects a mouse, or a road affects a chicken.

Your posts are very entertaining but your efforts are for naught (at least in my case). My work computer does not have speakers so watching videos is pointless.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Silent movies perhaps?

I win.

[red_phoenix]

Isn't that what I am watching now?