Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[red_phoenix]

Definitely...Can never have too much chocolate.

[74Cuda]

Or bacon

[5thWiggle]

Ooh, a pub crawl! I'm in! Why, I haven't been to a pub since that darts "incident" in 'aught eight. I mean really, you take a giant tank of compressed air, a six foot length of pipe and some hose - as a physics experiment, I might add - into a bar and they threaten to ban you for life. And I wasn't drunk, I slipped! How was I to know the wall behind dart board was so thin? I paid for the damage to the cars in the parking lot! And that ceiling! Far too flimsy. They should be happy I didn't call the building inspectors on them!

...I apologized profusely to that pilot...

Anyway...Barkeep, I'll have a Guinness! By the way, do you have an air compressor handy?

[5thWiggleWife]

Originally Posted by 74Cuda

Or bacon

Hi Cuda!
I've got something special just for you.

Dark Chocolate Bacon Cupcakes!

(I'll work on a maple version later.)

Barkeep! Something frosty for my friend here. Oh and please hide all air compressors.

[74Cuda]

You're so sweet. I'm eagerly waiting for that maple version.

[pdurrant]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Ooh, a pub crawl! I'm in! Why, I haven't been to a pub since that darts "incident" in 'aught eight. I mean really, you take a giant tank of compressed air, a six foot length of pipe and some hose - as a physics experiment, I might add - into a bar and they threaten to ban you for life. And I wasn't drunk, I slipped! How was I to know the wall behind dart board was so thin? I paid for the damage to the cars in the parking lot! And that ceiling! Far too flimsy. They should be happy I didn't call the building inspectors on them!

...I apologized profusely to that pilot...

Anyway...Barkeep, I'll have a Guinness! By the way, do you have an air compressor handy?

I'm tempted to let you keep the win after that.

But then I consider what kind of experiments you might decide to undertake with/perform on the win, and the temptation evaporates.

I win.

[5thWiggleWife]

In the cold, harsh light of a-morning-after-the-night-before headache, perhaps hanging out at the pub until the wee hours on a work night was a tad..... unwise.

Back to the daily grind WITH THE WIN.

[74Cuda]

Very cold morning win.

[Solitaire1]

I'm here! It's time to get the party started. A glass of applejack and milk chocolate for me!

[5thWiggle]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I'm tempted to let you keep the win after that.

But then I consider what kind of experiments you might decide to undertake with/perform on the win, and the temptation evaporates.

I win.

Nonsense, I would never experiment on the win! Oh, I might minionize or mutate it, but those are tried and true procedures (mostly...). I would hardly call them experiments!

Now on to the important scientific discoveries of the morning:

1) Who's handcuffs are these?
2) where are my pants?
3) what crawled into my mouth and died?
4) why is there a dart in my forehead?

[pdurrant]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Now on to the important scientific discoveries of the morning:

1) Who's handcuffs are these?

Goodness, you are in a bad way. "Whose handcuffs [...]".

I shall take the win into protective custody.

[red_phoenix]

Sometimes it good to be the DD.

No hangover/after effects from the night before win.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Nonsense, I would never experiment on the win! Oh, I might minionize or mutate it, but those are tried and true procedures (mostly...). I would hardly call them experiments!

Now on to the important scientific discoveries of the morning:

1) Who's handcuffs are these?
2) where are my pants?
3) what crawled into my mouth and died?
4) why is there a dart in my forehead?

The only thing I will tell you regarding the above questions is that we (as a group) are no longer allowed in that pub, or any pub, bar or location that sells alcohol of any shape, form or description...including rubbing alcohol (don't ask).

There is talk we may no longer be allowed in any of the above establishments in the surrounding area as well.

Needless to say...a good time was had by all.

[pdurrant]

A sober mouse wins!

[5thWiggle]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

The only thing I will tell you regarding the above questions is that we (as a group) are no longer allowed in that pub, or any pub, bar or location that sells alcohol of any shape, form or description...including rubbing alcohol (don't ask).

There is talk we may no longer be allowed in any of the above establishments in the surrounding area as well.

Needless to say...a good time was had by all.

So, where were we???

The handcuffs were 5WW's

(No, it wasn't like that! Stop reading 50 Shades! She was trying to keep me out lab, as I was apparently muttering something about giant, rocket propelled, self guided darts while pointing at the moon and saying "thatsh a biiig bullsheye".)