Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 38

RickyMaveety · 10-12-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

You wished for RAIN. Redundant Array of Independent Nodes. Maybe I should just stick to killing Slite?

P.S. How cool of a name is "Jay Walker", btw? I just now saw the humor in it.

Erg. So I did .... so I did.

Oh .... I didn't even get the "Jay Walker" thing until you mentioned it. That is rather funny. I just keep looking at those photos, and wondering how many people he has to employ just to dust all that stuff. And .... where do I sign up to get a personal tour???

Wordcrasher · 10-12-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Granted: MobileRead now runs on a Redundant Array of Independent Nodes. The massive cost of this new infrastructure makes it necessary for MR to become a "for pay" site. Yearly subscriptions are available for US$5,000.00.

I wish Jay Walker was a close personal friend of mine.

Granted. You are his best friend, i.e. the one who dusts his stuff.

I wish I could go to Venice tomorrow, like I did today, instead of having to work

nekokami · 10-12-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

Granted. You are his best friend, i.e. the one who dusts his stuff.

You know, I'd settle for that!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-12-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

I wish I could go to Venice tomorrow, like I did today, instead of having to work

Granted. And best of all, you get a personal escort from the Italian police, so they can have you explain exactly how you managed to completely submerge their city, and they can explain how long you will be in their custody until you pay for the damages.

I wish I knew how I was going to make a big impression with my e-books at Worldcom '09.

vivaldirules · 10-12-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. And best of all, you get a personal escort from the Italian police, so they can have you explain exactly how you managed to completely submerge their city, and they can explain how long you will be in their custody until you pay for the damages.

I wish I knew how I was going to make a big impression with my e-books at Worldcom '09.

Granted. You show them those photos of you from the D.C. Meet-up and they see just how big you are.

Foul! 15 yard penalty! Replay!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-12-2008, 11:04 PM

Maybe I should rephrase:

I wish I knew how I was going to make myself a famous and successful author at my visit to Worldcom '09.

Patricia · 10-12-2008, 11:07 PM

Granted. You know how to make yourself a famous and successful author, but lose the will to act on the knowledge.

I wish that Steve's wish is not subverted.

Slite · 10-13-2008, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Granted. You know how to make yourself a famous and successful author, but lose the will to act on the knowledge.

I wish that Steve's wish is not subverted.

Granted, it isn't, but as a result, you are plagued by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels who decide to take up residence in your kitchen.

I wish I could get my double amount of current pay for doing less than half the work.

montsnmags · 10-13-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

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I wish I could get my double amount of current pay for doing less than half the work.

Granted: you get a job with the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and you know what comes next. Vive la Révolution!

I wish I didn't have to go upstairs to get myself a soft drink.

Slite · 10-13-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted: you get a job with the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and you know what comes next. Vive la Révolution!

I wish I didn't have to go upstairs to get myself a soft drink.

Granted, instead you have to go downstairs to get yourself a soft drink

I wish I didn't have a PoS car that is in the workshop AGAIN, and most likely will end up costing me a shitload of money, AGAIN!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-13-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I didn't have a PoS car that is in the workshop AGAIN, and most likely will end up costing me a shitload of money, AGAIN!

Granted. It's now a PoS truck.

I wish that no more wishes were corrupted by simply granting them without corruption and then throwing pan-yada-yada squirrels at them afterward (including all of their familiars, i.e. lemurs, llamas, jackelopes, taun-tauns, luncheon-meats, fruit-bats, breakfast cereals, etc).

I know, I used the squirrels once, too... but as part of the actual wish's corruption, not as an afterthought! C'mon, genies... be creative!

Slite · 10-13-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. It's now a PoS truck.

I wish that no more wishes were corrupted by simply granting them without corruption and then throwing pan-yada-yada squirrels at them afterward (including all of their familiars, i.e. lemurs, llamas, jackelopes, taun-tauns, luncheon-meats, fruit-bats, breakfast cereals, etc).

I know, I used the squirrels once, too... but as part of the actual wish's corruption, not as an afterthought! C'mon, genies... be creative!

Granted, all the species you listed above cease to exist, causing the Earths eco-system to go haywire which will make the human race go extiinct in about 50 years. Thanks a lot dude!

I wish we could at least keep the pandas?

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-13-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, all the species you listed above cease to exist, causing the Earths eco-system to go haywire which will make the human race go extiinct in about 50 years. Thanks a lot dude!

Taun-tauns, jackelopes and luncheon meats are now extinct?

You're a creative genie indeed...

Slite · 10-13-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Taun-tauns, jackelopes and luncheon meats are now extinct?

Yes... now go away or I will taunt you a second time ...

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-13-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

I wish we could at least keep the pandas?

Granted: Pandas stick around, due to their unexpected affinity for eating electrical wiring. (Must have been the pandorg exposure). Within 18 months, Mankind has lost all power and communications capabilities thanks to a complete lack of wiring worldwide. But whut the heck... we'll all be gone in another 48-1/2 years anyway...

I wish all food was healthy (and that I would NOT go on an uncontrollable eating binge upon the realization of that fact).

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10-12-2008, 11:04 PM	#561
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Maybe I should rephrase: I wish I knew how I was going to make myself a famous and successful author at my visit to Worldcom '09.

10-12-2008, 11:07 PM	#562
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Granted. You know how to make yourself a famous and successful author, but lose the will to act on the knowledge. I wish that Steve's wish is not subverted.