Corrupt-a-Wish

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by nekokami

There is no such thing as "white" chocolate!

...at least, not in the websites I frequent.

Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

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I wish that wishing was considered OffTopic here
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Granted, but pshrynk is so backlogged filling the karma-requirements all the way back from the beginning of this thread, that, like in reality, you'll only get your karma after you're dead.

I wish pshrynk would sometime soon post a wish in this thread.

[radioflyertoo]

Granted - but pshrynks wish gets carmalizied and morf's into a big black blob of goo.

I wish it was last friday so I can see my grandkids over the weekend.

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

You know you want it!

Come to the dark Side! :weneedadarthvadersmilie:

Nope - I shall be strong and resist!

Oh.

Right.

Blast.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish it was last friday so I can see my grandkids over the weekend.

Granted: It's last friday. Unfprtunately, your grandkids just wished it was Christmas day, so you missed out on the weekend!

(Hey, I tried to derail this thread with wishes that, when corrupted, turned out to be good... but it didn't work, either. So now I just make random wishes to see what I get. Like...)

I wish I'd invented an attachment for cows that captured all of their methane and turned it into fuel.

[UncleDuke]

doughnuts are your best off topic element, they can provide a full day's supply of energy due to a secret ingredient called calories, pick up a dozen or two today on your way home from work and remember, only you can prevent on topic posting

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by UncleDuke

doughnuts are your best off topic element, they can provide a full day's supply of energy due to a secret ingredient called calories, pick up a dozen or two today on your way home from work and remember, only you can prevent on topic posting

With the exploding cows?

Granted, the devices captures the methane but overheats in the sun, causing the device to explode, flinging bits and pieces of cow all over the field.

I wish I had my yard work caught up....

[UncleDuke]

seems that you've been tipping more than just cows by dear ol' sweet brocolie, tell you what honeybunch, you tell me how you got a SIR in the middle of your name and i'll tell you what the actress said to the bishop

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I wish I had my yard work caught up....

Granted: Your yard work is now caught up. And while you were outside, you noticed that the roof needs replacing, the house needs painting, the car needs washing, that toilet is running again, the front porch light is flickering, the heater needs checking before winter sets in, there's a loose brick on the chimney...

I wish I had a doughnut to go with my popcorn.

[UncleDuke]

granted and now you have a taste for nothing but popcorn and doughnuts, your serum glucose level goes to 350 while your cholesterol zooms to 700 as your HDL drops to 21

i wish i could finish this script before next wednesday

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by UncleDuke

i wish i could finish this script before next wednesday

Granted: You bring the story to a quick conclusion by introducing pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-traveling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels that jump in and destroy the set, do a high-kick exit, and leave the audience laughing. The producer thinks you're crazy (for some odd reason), and fires you.

I wish that, like Captain Scarlet, I could completely recover from any mortal injury... except that it hurt less.

[Taylor514ce]

Granted: however, you never recover from anything less than a mortal injury, leaving you covered in painful, suppurating wounds, always on the verge of death but never quite there, though you no doubt WISH you were.

I wish Uncle Duke would drop by more often.

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by UncleDuke

seems that you've been tipping more than just cows by dear ol' sweet brocolie, tell you what honeybunch, you tell me how you got a SIR in the middle of your name and i'll tell you what the actress said to the bishop

I turned down Duke... (Chill UK contingent, it's a joke...)

[Wordcrasher]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Granted: however, you never recover from anything less than a mortal injury, leaving you covered in painful, suppurating wounds, always on the verge of death but never quite there, though you no doubt WISH you were.

I wish Uncle Duke would drop by more often.

Granted, but he always drop by in threads you do not read.

I wish I had some potato chips.....

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

I wish I had some potato chips.....

Granted. You have a massive stock of old, mouldy potato chips that smell.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner, even though it is a bit early

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Granted. You have a massive stock of old, mouldy potato chips that smell.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner, even though it is a bit early

Granted. You now want a massive stock of old, mouldy potato chips that smell for dinner.

I wish I knew what I should wish for.