Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 34

Patricia · 10-09-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

granted. But then, here come the vampires.

i wish I could figure out how to get this thread to go off topic.

So do I. Do you think that the llamas might find it? (She said wishfully...)

Over · 10-09-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

Granted. But it stays on your breath.

(it is claimed that rubbing wet hands with a pice of steel (cutlery? a small kitchen tool?) and then rinsing them is supposed to cause garlic or fish smells to vanish.

I wish that my to-do list was shorter.

Granted. I reduced the font size.

I wish I could stay forever young.

Patricia · 10-09-2008, 05:36 PM

Granted. but then you have to watch your friends and family die of old age eventually.

I wish that this thread is not subverted and sent off-topic.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 10-09-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

(it is claimed that rubbing wet hands with a pice of steel (cutlery? a small kitchen tool?) and then rinsing them is supposed to cause garlic or fish smells to vanish.

(I'll have to try that, I'm running out of soap!)

pshrynk · 10-09-2008, 06:28 PM

It's 5:25 and time for the penguin on your television to explode.

Greg Anos · 10-09-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

It's 5:25 and time for the penguin on your television to explode.

Oh so that's what that was. I thought it was just the credit market commentary.....

RWood · 10-10-2008, 12:15 AM

Remember that sometime in February of 2009 all analog television transmissions will stop in the US. After that only digital transmission.

Dylrob · 10-10-2008, 12:33 AM

We now return to you're regularly scheduled program.

I wish for a pile of fresh white chocolate cookies.

Slite · 10-10-2008, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

We now return to you're regularly scheduled program.

I wish for a pile of fresh white chocolate cookies.

Granted, you get a pile of white chocolate cookies, a HUGE pile. Which is dropped on your head, making you unconcious. Which means you can't eat any of them, and there is also the fact that it is really hot outside which makes the cookies melt into a huge gooey mess with you under it.

I wish for a slow, lazy weekend.

Over · 10-10-2008, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish for a slow, lazy weekend.

Granted. So slow and lazy, that it's taking very long for it to arrive. Until then, keep working.

I wish people would wish me to wish again.

Wordcrasher · 10-10-2008, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over

Granted. So slow and lazy, that it's taking very long for it to arrive. Until then, keep working.

I wish people would wish me to wish again.

Granted, I wish you wish again. You are now wishing people wouldn't wish you to wish again.

I wish I had a big grilled fish for lunch...

radioflyertoo · 10-10-2008, 08:19 AM

Granted but it weights 20 tons and you must eat before the waiter lets you up from the table.

I wish the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was in my hands full of real gold and i could spent it on what ever I wanted to and I could bet to the stores and they all accepted gold and I could get the stuff back home.

Slite · 10-10-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Granted but it weights 20 tons and you must eat before the waiter lets you up from the table.

I wish the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was in my hands full of real gold and i could spent it on what ever I wanted to and I could bet to the stores and they all accepted gold and I could get the stuff back home.

Granted, but hyperinflation devolved the value of your gold over night, so it roughly is enough to buy you a mars-bar, if you hurry...

I wish somenone would tranform my dog tunred into a moose back to a dog before my wife sees it.

Wordcrasher · 10-10-2008, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, but hyperinflation devolved the value of your gold over night, so it roughly is enough to buy you a mars-bar, if you hurry...

I wish somenone would tranform my dog tunred into a moose back to a dog before my wife sees it.

Granted, but the moose-curse was transferred onto your wife. Let us know how she reacted.

I wish I did not eat all that fried fish.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-10-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

I wish I did not eat all that fried fish.

Granted. It was actually boiled.

I wish I had a load of stock in whatever alternative energy manufacturing company is about to go stellar and blindside the market with its runaway success.

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10-09-2008, 05:36 PM	#498
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Granted. but then you have to watch your friends and family die of old age eventually. I wish that this thread is not subverted and sent off-topic.

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pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	It's 5:25 and time for the penguin on your television to explode.

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10-10-2008, 08:19 AM	#507
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	Granted but it weights 20 tons and you must eat before the waiter lets you up from the table. I wish the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was in my hands full of real gold and i could spent it on what ever I wanted to and I could bet to the stores and they all accepted gold and I could get the stuff back home.