Corrupt-a-Wish

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Hey, as long as you made me a female hawk, and almost 400 hot guys are on my tail... you better believe I'll be nice! (Not to mention slowing down a bit!) Come on up and see me sometime, boys!



Granted. Unfortunately, monopoly cards don't have much pull with real cops.

I wish the Sony reader was $200, and the Kindle was $100. And e-books cost no more than $2.00 each.

Granted, unfortunatley the kindle and the sony can't read the $2 books, the only gadget that can read them is the new and improved Gadgetoni Reader at three thousand bucks!

I wish I could take a nap without getting fired.

[pshrynk]

Sweden is a good place for a holiday this year.

[Wordcrasher]

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, unfortunatley the kindle and the sony can't read the $2 books, the only gadget that can read them is the new and improved Gadgetoni Reader at three thousand bucks!

I wish I could take a nap without getting fired.

Granted, you company bankrupted. Now you don't have a job anymore, you can nap and nobody can fire you.

I wish I don't have this headache (nor other headaches )

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Sweden is a good place for a holiday this year.

At first glance I read this as "Sweden is a good place for a holy war". When I reread it, it still read that way to me.

What the hell...I'm game. I'll gather my Armoured Missionaries of Truth, and meet you at the airport tomorrow morning.

Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

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I wish I don't have this headache (nor other headaches )

Granted, but your happiness at relief is cut short by your excitement having you pull your jeans fly up way too quickly after a visit to the little boys' room. Almost makes you want the headaches back, hey?

I wish I didn't need sleep ever. Zzzzzzzzz

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

At first glance I read this as "Sweden is a good place for a holy war". When I reread it, it still read that way to me.

What the hell...I'm game. I'll gather my Armoured Missionaries of Truth, and meet you at the airport tomorrow morning.



Granted, but your happiness at relief is cut short by your excitement having you pull your jeans fly up way too quickly after a visit to the little boys' room. Almost makes you want the headaches back, hey?

I wish I didn't need sleep ever. Zzzzzzzzz

Granted, you never have to sleep again, problem is that sleep-depravation damages your mind, and all of a sudden, your posts start to make sense, which causes a rift in the space-time continum thats causes the ancient swedish Viking tribes to be transported to our days, good luck with your holy war now!

I wish I had a helmet with horns on so I could go meet Pshrynk and Marc when they land in Sweden.

[pshrynk]

See the majestic moose!

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I had a helmet with horns on so I could go meet Pshrynk and Marc when they land in Sweden.

Granted. Unfortunately, Pshrynk came for a holiday and hasn't left the duty-free shops yet, Marc is busy fighting over his thesaurus with airport security, and a hungry local has mistaken you for an elk. Bad break, Bambi!

I wish I could cough up my gallstones and throw them with vigor at the President!

[pshrynk]

Moose bites can be quite painful!

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Moose bites can be quite painful!

I just won't work, pshrynk. This thread is Teflon -- non-off-trackable!

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Unfortunately, Pshrynk came for a holiday and hasn't left the duty-free shops yet, Marc is busy fighting over his thesaurus with airport security, and a hungry local has mistaken you for an elk. Bad break, Bambi!

I wish I could cough up my gallstones and throw them with vigor at the President!

Granted. But there is Precedent for throwing things at the President -- and you end up in a cell with Squeaky Fromme.

I wish I had a dish of chocolate ice cream. Yumm!

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I wish I had a dish of chocolate ice cream. Yumm!

Granted. Unfortunately the temperature of your room is too warm, so your chocolate ice cream dish melts into a pile of sticky goo before you've had a chance to put anything in it.

I wish I didn't have to go and cook.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Granted. Unfortunately the temperature of your room is too warm, so your chocolate ice cream dish melts into a pile of sticky goo before you've had a chance to put anything in it.

I wish I didn't have to go and cook.

Granted, instead you have to stand still and cook.

I wish I had a pet moose!

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I had a pet moose!

Granted, but your pet moose comes with a bonus pet evil ninja pirate dark jedi etc. flying squirrel.

I wish I didn't have these miserable allergies that make my nose run like Niagra Falls, drain my life force, and generally make me miserable.

[pshrynk]

Seriously. A moose once bit my sister.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

(We interrupt this thread to inform you that pshrynk has been sacked. Back to your regularly-silly thread.)

Originally Posted by nekokami

I wish I didn't have these miserable allergies that make my nose run like Niagra Falls, drain my life force, and generally make me miserable.

Granted. Now your life force has the allergy, every time it sneezes your life stops for a split-second (which is very annoying at work, as it causes your head to fall and strike your desk painfully each time it happens) and your nose has fallen down Niagara Falls.

I wish someone had responded to my earlier wish that our wish-corrupting genie looked like this one.

[pshrynk]

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