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Old 10-07-2008, 05:14 PM   #436
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Granted. You decided whether you should or not. Unfortunately, you can't remember your decision and buy one of each reader currently available in the market.

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Granted. Unfortunately the bowl is nice, but the ice cream is terrible.

I decided and ordered a eBookwise. I wish it was already here...
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:29 PM   #437
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I wish I knew why the journalist doing an article on global warning felt it was a good idea to go out driving so he could talk about how bad driving was to the environment.
Granted. You know realise the environment is so bad you too have to be protected by a car at all times. This makes getting into buildings more than a little awkward and leads people to think you are trying to conduct ram-raids

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I decided and ordered a eBookwise. I wish it was already here...
Granted. It is already here, but you can't remember where you left it.

I wish I knew if I felt hot or cold
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:51 PM   #438
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I wish I knew if I felt hot or cold
Granted. Now you know it is winter and your radiator failed.

I'd wish my iLiad wouldn't have any writing gap, so everything is spot on.
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Old 10-07-2008, 07:11 PM   #439
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Granted. Now you know it is winter and your radiator failed.

I'd wish my iLiad wouldn't have any writing gap, so everything is spot on.
Granted-- No writing gap but the screen flickers every 1.5 seconds for 2 second intervals.

I wish I had a perfect vacation with just me and my ebook.
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Old 10-07-2008, 07:16 PM   #440
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Granted. Now you know it is winter and your radiator failed.

I'd wish my iLiad wouldn't have any writing gap, so everything is spot on.
Granted: Unfortunately, you have a generation gap instead, so you're on your porch all day shouting and waving your walking stick at all the kids on your lawn, and at your dog, Spot, (sitting) on your Iliad.

I wish that stupid Cadbury gorilla ad' would never be shown again, as my telly is getting blurry from the spittle-flecked rage I hurl at it.
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:30 PM   #441
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I'd ask if a Cadbury Gorilla is anything like a Cadbury Egg, but for some reason this thread is immune to being pushed off topic.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:14 AM   #442
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Granted: Unfortunately, you have a generation gap instead, so you're on your porch all day shouting and waving your walking stick at all the kids on your lawn, and at your dog, Spot, (sitting) on your Iliad.

I wish that stupid Cadbury gorilla ad' would never be shown again, as my telly is getting blurry from the spittle-flecked rage I hurl at it.
Granted, it is never shown on the telly again, unfortunatley, it is instead displayed directly onto your retina, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and it NEVER stops for public holidays or anything!

I wish I got over my need for a cigarette soon! (On day 3 of my umpteenth stop smoking atempt)
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I wish I got over my need for a cigarette soon! (On day 3 of my umpteenth stop smoking atempt)
Granted: you've now a twelvety-a-day psilocybin mushroom habit, and currently believe yourself to be a couple of large "llama-berries", swinging salaciously in the cool Andean breezes, dodging golden showers and shit-storms between a male camelid's rear legs. Enjoy.

I wish everyone could see and hear the stuff in my head.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:24 AM   #444
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Granted: you've now a twelvety-a-day psilocybin mushroom habit, and currently believe yourself to be a couple of large "llama-berries", swinging salaciously in the cool Andean breezes, dodging golden showers and shit-storms between a male camelid's rear legs. Enjoy.

I wish everyone could see and hear the stuff in my head.
Granted, everyone can see and hear the stuff that is in your head, unfortunatley noone but you is equiped to deal with it, causing everyone on the planet to kill themselves. You are now the last person on earth.

I really wish I wasnt a nutsack.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:00 AM   #445
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Granted - now your just a nut surrounded by those infernal transdimensional ninja squirrels who are exceedingly hungry.

I wish Slite would smash those malt scotch drinking pumpkins - they drank all of mine.
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Granted - now your just a nut surrounded by those infernal transdimensional ninja squirrels who are exceedingly hungry.

I wish Slite would smash those malt scotch drinking pumpkins - they drank all of mine.
Granted, they are smashed, to bad you happened to stand in the way, you are now covered in an icky mess of whisky soaked pumpkin inards!

I wish I was drunk on Zany Carters right now!
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I wish I was drunk on Zany Carters right now!
Granted. However, you really should be careful what you wish for when driving on the highway. Be nice to the very large, well-armed officer, now...

I wish my pile of keys were... oh, wait. I did that one.

I wish I could fly, unassisted, with the grace and control of a red-tailed hawk.
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Granted. The red-tailed hawk I have in mind was shot and stuffed 93 years ago, is very moth eaten and wired to a large, heavy branch.....

I wish I understood why everywhere was starting to push Christmas (baa, humbug) already....
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Granted. However, you really should be careful what you wish for when driving on the highway. Be nice to the very large, well-armed officer, now...

I wish my pile of keys were... oh, wait. I did that one.

I wish I could fly, unassisted, with the grace and control of a red-tailed hawk.
Granted, you soar through the skies as a red-tailed hawk, to bad you are a female red-tailed hawk in heat. Which explains the 396 MALE red-tailed hawks hot on your red tail. Be nice to them boys now ya'hear?

I wish I had a get out of jail for free card (since I'm most likely in the slammer for DUI...)
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Granted, you soar through the skies as a red-tailed hawk, to bad you are a female red-tailed hawk in heat. Which explains the 396 MALE red-tailed hawks hot on your red tail. Be nice to them boys now ya'hear?
Hey, as long as you made me a female hawk, and almost 400 hot guys are on my tail... you better believe I'll be nice! (Not to mention slowing down a bit!) Come on up and see me sometime, boys!

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I wish I had a get out of jail for free card (since I'm most likely in the slammer for DUI...)
Granted. Unfortunately, monopoly cards don't have much pull with real cops.

I wish the Sony reader was $200, and the Kindle was $100. And e-books cost no more than $2.00 each.
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