Silliness Things I Learn from My Patients (really funny)

Nate the great · 10-03-2008, 08:00 AM

This link is to a thread over on a student doctor forum. The thread is 5 years old, and 2500 posts long. Enjoy.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

Nate the great · 10-03-2008, 08:41 AM

Here is one I like.

Quote:

Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

Nate the great · 10-03-2008, 08:46 AM

Here is a good one:

Quote:

If you come in with a salsa jar in your rectum, don't give the staff a fruit cake as a thank you present.

Slite · 10-03-2008, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

Here is a good one:

If you come in with a salsa jar in your rectum, don't give the staff a fruit cake as a thank you present.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

RickyMaveety · 10-03-2008, 11:12 AM

Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I'll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn't thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it's not a good idea.

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Now THAT one made my soda pop fly right out my nose.

What I GREAT site!! I am bookmarking this for my humor section.

pshrynk · 10-03-2008, 11:32 AM

There are some real clinical pearls on that list. Wish there had been something like that site when I was a student. Hell, I wish there had been an internet when I was a student.

Verencat · 06-12-2009, 07:37 PM

Ooohh, that's a great link!

Nate the great · 06-12-2009, 08:58 PM

It's been a while since I read this. Thanks for digging it up again.

Verencat · 06-12-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

It's been a while since I read this. Thanks for digging it up again.

Thank you for posting it first!

Still giggling!

GraceKrispy · 06-12-2009, 09:13 PM

haha... this link make me alternatively laugh and want to puke...

10-03-2008, 08:00 AM	#1
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	Things I Learn from My Patients (really funny) This link is to a thread over on a student doctor forum. The thread is 5 years old, and 2500 posts long. Enjoy. http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

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10-03-2008, 11:12 AM	#5
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I'll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn't thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it's not a good idea. ______________________________________________ Now THAT one made my soda pop fly right out my nose. What I GREAT site!! I am bookmarking this for my humor section.

10-03-2008, 11:32 AM	#6
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	There are some real clinical pearls on that list. Wish there had been something like that site when I was a student. Hell, I wish there had been an internet when I was a student.

06-12-2009, 07:37 PM	#7
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Ooohh, that's a great link!

06-12-2009, 08:58 PM	#8
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	It's been a while since I read this. Thanks for digging it up again.

06-12-2009, 09:13 PM	#10
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	haha... this link make me alternatively laugh and want to puke...