Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 24

Slite · 10-01-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Granted, but since I believe you and Marc and Lazy Scot and Steve are actually 1 mind inhabiting 4 bodies, and Marc is on Australia time and your work day is finishing and re-starting again simultaneously in another time zone (and/or dimension).

I wish we would stop using a stick to poke Pakistan and start poking Madagascar instead. A war on terror can not possibly be won without eliminating the lemur threat and their weapons of mass destruction.

Granted, but by starting a war aginst the Lemurs (who really are pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels in disguise) you invoke the wrath of the entire horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels, hence, humanity is no more, thanks a lot DixieGal!

I wish my mind was separated from Steve's, LazyScot's and espeically Marc's, since his mind is REALLY wierd, the Me part gets scared of the Marc part all the time.

pshrynk · 10-01-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Now there aren't enough nuts to go around. (Other than in this forum, of course.)

I wish I could employ a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel to be the photographer at my next party.

Well, you've been will be were strangely absent with your presence at one of Marc's parties, so you can see the ultimate results of having a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel photographer at a party. I had to use a sledge hammer just to find a seat next to Zelda's Mobius Strip. And the little bastich was using a Pentax.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-01-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Slite

I wish my mind was separated from Steve's, LazyScot's and espeically Marc's, since his mind is REALLY wierd, the Me part gets scared of the Marc part all the time.

Granted. You are now a disembodied mind, with no way to satisfy physical urges, and the last thing you saw before you became disembodied was a picture of a chocolate sundae held up by a naked member of the opposite sex.

I wish the body our remaining 3 minds was occupying was not unlike Brad Pitt's.

DixieGal · 10-01-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish the body our remaining 3 minds was occupying was not unlike Brad Pitt's.

Granted. After that double negative, your body is now unlike Brad Pitt's.

I wish my hubby had Brad Pitt's body!

Wordcrasher · 10-01-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Granted. After that double negative, your body is now unlike Brad Pitt's.

I wish my hubby had Brad Pitt's body!

Granted, unfortunately he is keeping it in the refrigerator, and your home is now surrounded by FBI agents.

I wish my daughter'd stop watching Spongebob to play pirates with me.

GatorDeb · 10-01-2008, 01:33 PM

I wish I could have a date with Grissom (no, not with William Petersen... with Grissom).

Slite · 10-01-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

Granted, unfortunately he is keeping it in the refrigerator, and your home is now surrounded by FBI agents.

I wish my daughter'd stop watching Spongebob to play pirates with me.

Granted, she stops watching Spongebob and starts playing pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels with you. And there was much screaming, rampant hysterics, gnashing of teeth, and flowing of tears!

I wish I had a glass of good red wine next too me.

Slite · 10-01-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorDeb

I wish I could have a date with Grissom (no, not with William Petersen... with Grissom).

Granted, the REAL Grissom is 87, looks like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a Lemur, and has really bad BO

RickyMaveety · 10-01-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, she stops watching Spongebob and starts playing pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels with you. And there was much screaming, rampant hysterics, gnashing of teeth, and flowing of tears!

I wish I had a glass of good red wine next too me.

Granted, however, while it is next to you, it is not actually yours, and is being drunk by its owner while you watch.

I wish I was better at cleaning up after myself.

DixieGal · 10-01-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher

Granted, unfortunately he is keeping it in the refrigerator, and your home is now surrounded by FBI agents.

LOL! You got me that time!

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Originally Posted by GatorDeb

I wish I could have a date with Grissom (no, not with William Petersen... with Grissom).

Granted. And newsflash: The actor portraying Grissom has been replaced by Sylvester Stallone. (Why says Sly isn't the perfect solution to any wish?)

I forgot to wish! I wish for world peas.

RickyMaveety · 10-01-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

LOL! You got me that time!

Granted. And newsflash: The actor portraying Grissom has been replaced by Sylvester Stallone. (Why says Sly isn't the perfect solution to any wish?)

Eeeeewwwww!! Gross!!

Slite · 10-01-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

LOL! You got me that time!

Granted. And newsflash: The actor portraying Grissom has been replaced by Sylvester Stallone. (Why says Sly isn't the perfect solution to any wish?)

I forgot to wish! I wish for world peas.

Granted, there are peas everywhere, and they all look like Sylvester Stallone

I wish I could get a signed copy of Metallicas Black Album.

GatorDeb · 10-01-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, there are peas everywhere, and they all look like Sylvester Stallone

I wish I could get a signed copy of Metallicas Black Album.

Granted, and it comes signed with the mark of the devil.

Slite · 10-01-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorDeb

Granted, and it comes signed with the mark of the devil.

Hey! You gotta wish, preferebly something we can include Sylvester Stallone in when we grant it!

GatorDeb · 10-01-2008, 02:11 PM

I wish there was a Rocky 7 with Sylvester Stallone and Arnie.

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10-01-2008, 01:33 PM	#351
GatorDeb Evangelist Posts: 447 Karma: 5365 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sin City Device: PW2 + HDX 8.9	I wish I could have a date with Grissom (no, not with William Petersen... with Grissom).

10-01-2008, 02:11 PM	#360
GatorDeb Evangelist Posts: 447 Karma: 5365 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sin City Device: PW2 + HDX 8.9	I wish there was a Rocky 7 with Sylvester Stallone and Arnie.