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Old 09-28-2008, 07:34 AM   #286
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I wish had some foie gras d'oie entier mi-cuit.
Granted, but since I only know how to speak English (barely), and I am currently your "genie", I am going to assume that foie gras d'oie entier mi-cuit is French for "Vegemite-fried rollmops".

I wish I could read and speak French.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:07 AM   #287
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Granted. French is the only language you know how to speak and write in.

I wish I could fluently read, write, and speak Japanese, while not losing any of my English speaking, writing, and reading skills.
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:05 AM   #288
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Granted. French is the only language you know how to speak and write in.

I wish I could fluently read, write, and speak Japanese, while not losing any of my English speaking, writing, and reading skills.
Granted, but now you live in Botswana.

I wish my new Treo 800w was already set up and I didn't have to figure out how to get rid of that stupid Windows thingie that keeps trying to sign me up for Hotmail.
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Old 09-28-2008, 01:59 PM   #289
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Granted, but now you live in Botswana.

I wish my new Treo 800w was already set up and I didn't have to figure out how to get rid of that stupid Windows thingie that keeps trying to sign me up for Hotmail.
Granted, it's all setup, unfortunatley, you now how a windows thingy trying to sell you viagra all the time!

I wish it wasn't sunday night already.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:47 PM   #290
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I wish it wasn't sunday night already.
Granted. It's Monday morning and you have to go to work. (Gee, that was easy...)

I wish my ability at Wii Tennis would improve and at the same time the damage I cause playing whilst playing it would stop.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:35 PM   #291
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I wish my ability at Wii Tennis would improve and at the same time the damage I cause playing whilst playing it would stop.
Granted. You are now an ace at Wii Tennis, and in excellent physical condition. However, you have forgotten how to speak, read, or write English.

I wish my homework assignment for Tuesday was done already.
(And if you'd like to help as well as corrupting this wish, see the Lounge thread.... )
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:37 AM   #292
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Granted. You are now an ace at Wii Tennis, and in excellent physical condition. However, you have forgotten how to speak, read, or write English.

I wish my homework assignment for Tuesday was done already.
(And if you'd like to help as well as corrupting this wish, see the Lounge thread.... )
Granted, but the dog ate your homework (Can never go wrong with the classics)

I wish I had a gazillon Euros and could quit my job, buy a farm out in the country and spend my days reading and working with the doggies!
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:50 AM   #293
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Granted - But the land is infertile, all the books are in braille and you have no feeling plus all the doggies toy poodles with attitudes. Oh! and Euros are no longer currency.

I wish it was last friday so I could have the weekend again.
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:41 AM   #294
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I wish it was last friday so I could have the weekend again.
Granted. However you don't remember anything after Friday. As a result, when you meet up with the genie again, you make the same exact wish over and over. Trapping you in the same weekend for all eternity!

I wish I wasn't so evil.
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:43 AM   #295
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Granted. However you don't remember anything after Friday. As a result, when you meet up with the genie again, you make the same exact wish over and over. Trapping you in the same weekend for all eternity!

I wish I wasn't so evil.
Granted, you are now only semi-evil, and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I could fly!
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Old 09-29-2008, 09:40 AM   #296
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Granted, but landings are a problem.

I wish that I could make sense of Marc's postings.
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Granted, but landings are a problem.

I wish that I could make sense of Marc's postings.
Granted, but that is from now on the ONLY thing you will understand.

I wish I didn't have to comute an hour or more every day WITHOUT losing my job, getting fired or company going bust.
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Granted, but that is from now on the ONLY thing you will understand.

I wish I didn't have to comute an hour or more every day WITHOUT losing my job, getting fired or company going bust.
Granted. now you live on-site at the atomic spent fuels dump that just hired you.

I wish that the ringing in my ears would stop.
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Granted. now you live on-site at the atomic spent fuels dump that just hired you.

I wish that the ringing in my ears would stop.
Granted, but you are now completely deaf.

I wish I was always as happy as I am now.
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granted - but you are in an insane asylumn and it's the drugs.

I wish that my tractor was robotically controlled by a gentle caring robot, that does what it's told and nothing ever broke down or needed fuel and that I am always able to communicate exactly whats needed to be done.
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