Corrupt-a-Wish

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Slite

Oh dude... that one is way to easy!

Granted, but they are all dry-wells, now you are stuck with a HUGE bill to close them all down and scrap the drill-rigs.

Curses! Foiled again! I was hoping for the "Granted, but now everyone's switched to electric power" response, so I could make a second claim for achieving a positive-spin corruption! You guys are too smart for me!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Hey, LazyScot. My friend wanted to say hello to you:

Arggh...

<it appears that a really nasty chemical/biological weapon has been deployed from LazyScot's vicinity. The noxious smell and spreading stain causes the immediate evacuation of the Lounge whilst people in HazMat suits (and exceptionally strong gas-masks) come in and clear out the area. Some time, much scrubbling and a lot of ventilation later, normal service is resumed.>

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Curses! Foiled again! I was hoping for the "Granted, but now everyone's switched to electric power" response, so I could make a second claim for achieving a positive-spin corruption! You guys are too smart for me!

Consider yourself lucky. I was going to let you have all the oil wells in the U.S. Unfortunately Unutterable Silliness has no oil wells, only chocolate wells, so you'd have ended up empty handed...

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I really did get a year off, with full pay of course.

Granted. Unfortunately bit-rot has set into the computers, and your pay suddenly went negative.....

I wish I had a full-proof (and fool-proof) anti-squirrel gun, capable of taking out even the dasterdly evil-ones that wear techno-armour knitted out of quantum entangled cosmic string, defending its owner against charmed pulsed boson beams, and that can make a really nice expresso.

[radioflyertoo]

granted - But Secret Squirrel dressed as a llama posions you first.

I wish for fragrance bomb to fall on the head of the corruptor of this wish.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish for fragrance bomb to fall on the head of the corruptor of this wish.

Granted. You should've smelled me before the fragrance bomb!

I wish I got additional pay for the time I spend in this silly thread.

[radioflyertoo]

Granted - but the government Taxes it at 125% of earnings.
(If you only knew what a fragrance bomb really was! If you smelled before get a gas mask with triplefilters and please don't come close).

I wish that the wish you wish comes true.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish that the wish you wish comes true.

ha ! "if the gods want to curse you, they give you what you wish for."

i'm not corrupting or wishing right now, so i now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Granted - but the government Taxes it at 125% of earnings.
(If you only knew what a fragrance bomb really was! If you smelled before get a gas mask with triplefilters and please don't come close).

Trust me, I had a pretty good idea.

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish that the wish you wish comes true.

Granted. All the wishes around here come true. Just not in the way you hope them to. You've just reinforced the Corrupt-A-Wish thread.

I wish I invented and detonated a "smog-killer bomb" that scrubbed the excess greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere, restored the ozone hole, and caused no other environmental or biological damage in doing so. Oh, yeah, and made people smart enough to stop soiling their nests.

[Over]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Trust me, I had a pretty good idea.



I wish I invented and detonated a "smog-killer bomb" that scrubbed the excess greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere, restored the ozone hole, and caused no other environmental or biological damage in doing so. Oh, yeah, and made people smart enough to stop soiling their nests.

Those are two wishes, so only the later is granted (for those people that literally have nests and soil them).


I wish no one replied this post.

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Trust me, I had a pretty good idea.



Granted. All the wishes around here come true. Just not in the way you hope them to. You've just reinforced the Corrupt-A-Wish thread.

I wish I invented and detonated a "smog-killer bomb" that scrubbed the excess greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere, restored the ozone hole, and caused no other environmental or biological damage in doing so. Oh, yeah, and made people smart enough to stop soiling their nests.

As the next Ice Age starts immediately, you name becomes a perjative for "do-gooding gone bad" (like Lynch and Boycott).

I wish for a week's vacation in the Cote'D Azul....

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I wish for a week's vacation in the Cote'D Azul....

Granted. There is a week's vacation in the Cote'D Azul. Unfortunately it goes to Steve Jordan....

I wish I had space for the chocolate Gu puddings that are calling to me from the fridge....

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I wish for a week's vacation in the Cote'D Azul....

Granted. But as the New Ice Age has left it frigid as #@!!, and all the hotels are booked and casinos filled while a movie unit is in town filming the next Jack Black film, you are reduced to standing in front of hotel doors and trying to catch heat from the people who go in and out.

I wish a man-sized cloud would make it rain on George Bush, everywhere he went (and that anywhere he went did not include anywhere I went).

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by Over

Those are two wishes, so only the later is granted (for those people that literally have nests and soil them).


I wish no one replied this post.

Granted. Okey-dokey, next?

I wish everyone would not grant Over's wish either. (I dare you to figure out a way to corrupt this one!)

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

But as the New Ice Age has left it frigid as #@!!, and all the hotels are booked and casinos filled while a movie unit is in town filming the next Jack Black film, you are reduced to standing in front of hotel doors and trying to catch heat from the people who go in and out.

That must really annoy anyone who is there....

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish a man-sized cloud would make it rain on George Bush, everywhere he went (and that anywhere he went did not include anywhere I went).

Granted. Unfortunately due to a problem with homonyms, the result of the cloud is that everyone calls him King George. Which results in most places issue declarations of independence on principle of history (and the fact they couldn't differentiate George II from George III).

I wish I would stop enjoying this thread and get back to reading and enjoying my book...

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. But as the New Ice Age has left it frigid as #@!!, and all the hotels are booked and casinos filled while a movie unit is in town filming the next Jack Black film, you are reduced to standing in front of hotel doors and trying to catch heat from the people who go in and out.

I wish a man-sized cloud would make it rain on George Bush, everywhere he went (and that anywhere he went did not include anywhere I went).

What, no grates for me to sleep on?

Granted - GW goes back to Texas and becomes the most popular man in the State. Towns beg him to go boating on their resevoirs, and ranchers leave him an open invite to ride around their ranches anytime he pleases.

I wish chocolate had less calories.

[Cookie Monster]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

What, no grates for me to sleep on?

I wish chocolate had less calories.

Granted but it tastes worse than castor oil

I wish had some foie gras d'oie entier mi-cuit.