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Old 08-22-2013, 08:59 PM   #6946
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I just saw an ad in the latest Senior Citizen Magazine that said

"You can have sex at 82"

How good is that. I live at 78 so I won't have far to walk.
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Old 08-23-2013, 03:30 AM   #6947
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I just saw an ad in the latest Senior Citizen Magazine that said

"You can have sex at 82"
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Well, that's a bummer! I'm 60 -- you're telling me I have to wait 22 more years?!?!
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Old 08-23-2013, 03:56 AM   #6948
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Well, that's a bummer! I'm 60 -- you're telling me I have to wait 22 more years?!?!
Ever heard of a program called Head Start?
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Old 08-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #6949
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I've recently decided to live everyday like it's my last.
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Old 08-23-2013, 09:10 AM   #6950
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I've recently decided to live everyday like it's my last.
I tried that recently but had to stop. The constant crying and wailing was bringing everyone else around me down.
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Old 08-23-2013, 09:12 AM   #6951
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The Good News
Is it strange that my eyes were instantly drawn to the "Kittens" block at the bottom fold before I read anything else in the illustration?
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:44 PM   #6952
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Is it strange that my eyes were instantly drawn to the "Kittens" block at the bottom fold before I read anything else in the illustration?
Did it make you smile? See? Good News
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:49 PM   #6953
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:21 PM   #6954
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@FBone: Can I please have the 45 minutes or so of my life back? I just watched that whole video!
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:21 PM   #6955
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Oooow, it's only a minute long?
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:24 PM   #6956
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@FBone: Can I please have the 45 minutes or so of my life back? I just watched that whole video!
Here you go

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45 minutes or so
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Old 08-23-2013, 08:45 PM   #6957
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Oooow, it's only a minute long?
thats funnier than the video
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Old 08-23-2013, 08:48 PM   #6958
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see second last line of post 6923
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Old 08-24-2013, 04:23 PM   #6959
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Stops your kids from plugging something in.
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:56 PM   #6960
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Stops your kids from plugging something in.
It's obviously the vacuum cleaner
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