Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 463

orlok · 08-21-2013, 02:23 PM

I can't believe my wife has left me.

Right after I paid for her laser eye surgery.

wodin · 08-21-2013, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

No it doesn't, but thanks for explaining it. Although I now understand it, I still have a hard time accepting it as the top joke, but taste differs.

I personally like milk chocolate, but I'm told that the dark kind is better for me. There's no accounting for taste!

Bilbo1967 · 08-21-2013, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

No it doesn't, but thanks for explaining it. Although I now understand it, I still have a hard time accepting it as the top joke, but taste differs.

For what it's worth, that wasn't my favorite either. I liked the time machine one best.

Grace Elliot · 08-21-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

So Cadbury, a chocolate maker, would launch a chocolate bar in China? Still fail to see what is funny about that. Seems more like good management strategy.

tee hee hee - to be honest, I half wonder if the judges were having a laugh, choosing this joke as the winner.

Fbone · 08-21-2013, 07:00 PM

Time for Fred to go to lunch.

Kumabjorn · 08-22-2013, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

For what it's worth, that wasn't my favorite either. I liked the time machine one best.

What makes it even more confusing for me is that the isp sound doesn't exist in Chinese. So why would they name it something that nobody could pronounce?

Bilbo1967 · 08-22-2013, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

What makes it even more confusing for me is that the isp sound doesn't exist in Chinese. So why would they name it something that nobody could pronounce?

I think I'll go back and edit that one out of my post

Kumabjorn · 08-22-2013, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

I think I'll go back and edit that one out of my post

No, no, don't do that. The problem is with me, not the joke. I suppose I'm just daft.

orlok · 08-22-2013, 07:17 AM

Stitchawl · 08-22-2013, 08:19 AM

That even looks like Leonardo and Kate!

Stitchawl

Kumabjorn · 08-22-2013, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Stitchawl

That even looks like Leonardo and Kate!

Stitchawl

I think they look a bit huskier than Leonardo and Kate.

steven522 · 08-22-2013, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

I think they look a bit huskier than Leonardo and Kate.

More lifelike, too.

poohbear_nc · 08-22-2013, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by steven522

More lifelike, too.

Much better acting!

HomeInMyShoes · 08-22-2013, 01:24 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Fbone · 08-22-2013, 04:34 PM

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08-21-2013, 02:23 PM	#6931
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	I can't believe my wife has left me. Right after I paid for her laser eye surgery.

08-21-2013, 07:00 PM	#6935
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Time for Fred to go to lunch.

08-22-2013, 07:17 AM	#6939
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

08-22-2013, 08:19 AM	#6940
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	That even looks like Leonardo and Kate! Stitchawl

08-22-2013, 01:24 PM	#6944
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

08-22-2013, 04:34 PM	#6945
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,297 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus