Corrupt-a-Wish

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by nekokami

I don't feel like corrupting Ricky's wish. Could we just grant this one?

No no no ..... come on ..... we have to keep the game going. Corrupt away. I need a good laugh.

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

I wish my cats would stop hiding my keys and other electronic devices and pooping on them to boot.

Granted. The cats barf in all your shoes instead, and the clever one that opens cans learns to bend your keys and short out all your electronic devices with mysterious psychic powers.

I wish I didn't have allergies anymore.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by nekokami

I wish I didn't have allergies anymore.

Granted. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Gout.

I wish Americans would stop wasting energy like there's no tomorrow.

[Over]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Gout.

I wish Americans would stop wasting energy like there's no tomorrow.

Granted. But they will resume tomorrow.


I wish a day could have 32 hours, instead of 24.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Over

I wish a day could have 32 hours, instead of 24.

Granted. Your workday is now 16 hours long. (Not including lunch.)

I wish I only needed 2 hours' sleep a day.

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. Your workday is now 16 hours long. (Not including lunch.)

I wish I only needed 2 hours' sleep a day.

Granted, you only need 2, and you can only get 2 .... but now you WANT 8.

I wish I didn't have to go to this stupid conference.

[radioflyertoo]

granted - but now you have to go to Outer Mongolia by carrier pigeon.

I wish I was a dark cloud inside an enigma surrounded by irony.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

granted - but now you have to go to Outer Mongolia by carrier pigeon.

I wish I was a dark cloud inside an enigma surrounded by irony.

Granted, you are turned into truffle - smooth, dark chocolate wrapped in the finest marzipan wrapped in sugar-free carob.

I wish I had not learned how to use the espresso machine, because now I'm going to be asked to make the coffee instead of using the Loved One as my personal barista.

Cheers,
Marc

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted, you are turned into truffle - smooth, dark chocolate wrapped in the finest marzipan wrapped in sugar-free carob.

I wish I had not learned how to use the espresso machine, because now I'm going to be asked to make the coffee instead of using the Loved One as my personal barista.

Granted... but the Loved One has also forgotten how to use the espresso machine, and the two of you are doomed to a life of instant decaf!

No, that seems to cruel, even for corrupt-a-wish. Tell you what... you can have real hot cocoa (made with hot milk and real ground dark chocolate) occasionally.

Then again... you considered sugar-free carob a mere "irony" rather than the ultimate evil, so perhaps you should only be allowed to have "cocoa" made from heated instant coffee creamer and sugar free carob....

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by nekokami

Granted... but the Loved One has also forgotten how to use the espresso machine, and the two of you are doomed to a life of instant decaf!

Oh, the humanity!

No, that seems to cruel, even for corrupt-a-wish.

I was going to mention the gentle segue into "Evil Incarnate".

Tell you what... you can have real hot cocoa (made with hot milk and real ground dark chocolate) occasionally.

Oh, well, that's nice. We've got some up in the kitchen too! I think I might be having a hot chocolate for lunch.

Then again... you considered sugar-free carob a mere "irony" rather than the ultimate evil, so perhaps you should only be allowed to have "cocoa" made from heated instant coffee creamer and sugar free carob....

I sort of considered its wrapping around such delicious centre to be irony. A subtle ultimate evil, as probably ultimate evil would be.

I deserved that though...but, mercy, not the carob, Neko. Please, not the carob. I'll do anything if you please just don't force me to eat carob!

(Incidentally, where's your wish? )

Cheers,
Marc

[nekokami]

Oh, I did forget. I was so aghast at the idea of sugar-free carob wrapped around anything even remotely yummy....

Um... I wish this incipient migraine would forget what it was planning and go away... no, I don't want to wish that here...

I know I had a wish in mind when I was posting earlier. Something that I thought would be fun for you to corrupt, too. Can't remember now.

I wish I could remember what my earlier wish was?

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by nekokami

...
I wish I could remember what my earlier wish was?

You get your wish, but then you realise that your wish is something that you wish would come true and not a wish that you'd wish to have corrupted, so you wish that you could wish it back which you also get granted because your wish retrochron's reality such that the wishes cancel each positive wish that you wish to be a true and the corrupted wishes can recorrupted such that they're uncorruptable but are wished out of existence by being positive wishes and so your wish becomes your posted wish of...

I wish this incipient migraine would forget what it was planning and go away

You are granted this wish, but reading here how it all came about gives you a mild headache instead.

Cheers,
Marc (hey, it's better than a migraine! )

[nekokami]

I'll take it!

And I'll take back the dire forecast about decaf instant. Maybe you'll have to live with drip brew for a while or something, before someone miraculously regains their memory of how to prepare espresso.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by nekokami

I'll take it!

And I'll take back the dire forecast about decaf instant. Maybe you'll have to live with drip brew for a while or something, before someone miraculously regains their memory of how to prepare espresso.

I'll take it!

...and this time, I've forgotten to wish.

I wish this wind would bugger off, so it could be summer-in-spring again.

Cheers,
Marc

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I wish this wind would bugger off, so it could be summer-in-spring again.

Granted. Unfortunately, it buggers off like the tornado in Wizard of Oz and you find yourself playing Toto (but I'm feeling generouse so you get to choose who comes along as Dorothy....)

I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish on my previous post and had wished for a clear explanation of the Americal political and electoral system, together with an impact analysis of the profitability of the media.