Corrupt-a-Wish

[Slite]

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Granted but the chocolate was made by Private S Baldrick.

I wish Zelda Pinwheel was using her girl in a bathtub avatar again

Granted, but you went blind, so you can't see it.

I wish I went deaf so I didnt have to listen to my moronic co-workers, who is all like 20 years my juniors and mostly likes to talk about how drunk they were all weekend

[The Skwerl]

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, but you went blind, so you can't see it.

I wish I went deaf so I didnt have to listen to my moronic co-workers, who is all like 20 years my juniors and mostly likes to talk about how drunk they were all weekend

Granted -- Oddly enough you are totally deaf you hear nothing but that co-worker of yours never mentioned that he is telepathic and still tells you all his dumb drunk stories plus with mental pictures to boot.

I wish my kids were 18 an moved out so I can enjoy time with just me and the wife.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by The Skwerl

Granted -- Oddly enough you are totally deaf you hear nothing but that co-worker of yours never mentioned that he is telepathic and still tells you all his dumb drunk stories plus with mental pictures to boot.

I wish my kids were 18 an moved out so I can enjoy time with just me and the wife.

Granted, but your kids have all turned 18 and left you with just you and your wife at home.

I wish that this cold would go away.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, but your kids have all turned 18 and left you with just you and your wife at home.

I wish that this cold would go away.

Granted, but it just went and fetched it's cousin, fever, and came back

I wish I could have a couple of days off work and just sit around in my bathrobe and read good books all day

[thelandlord]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I wish that this cold would go away.

The cold is cured instantly, but replaced with a dose of the squirts...

I wish I could have the world's largest private library

[radioflyertoo]

granted - but all the books are behind locked doors,with spines backwards and you don't have the key.

I wish for a big chocolate sunday that tastes good and a big spoon.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by thelandlord

The cold is cured instantly, but replaced with a dose of the squirts...

I wish I could have the world's largest private library

Since you and Slite seem to have amazingly similar wishes, I'm going to Grant them both!

Unfortunately, you've both tripped and accidentally broken your reading glasses, and now you can't read a thing without them. Two in one... Booyah!

I wish life were this easy.

[radioflyertoo]

Granted - life is that easy but you are on the out side looking in.

I wish for a wish.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

granted - but all the books are behind locked doors,with spines backwards and you don't have the key.

I wish for a big chocolate sunday that tastes good and a big spoon.

Granted. It is now Wednesday, and it's all melted. Nice timing!

I wish we could go back to Sunday and eat radioflyertoo's ice cream!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish we could go back to Sunday and eat radioflyertoo's ice cream!

Granted. You are now stuck in Sunday eating a Sundae; and as soon as you finish it, it re-appears. You rapidly develop a hatred of Sundaes and Sundays.

I wish Steve Jordan would write the memoirs of his time as captain of a space cargo hauler crewed by escapees from Dark Star, Red Dwarf and Battle Beyond the Stars as he desparately tried to deliver his cargo (a four year supply of high quality chocolate, the best cheese produced by planet Earth [fortunately in self contained stasis] and a recipe for the universe's best chilli) to the Delphic Llamas of Sagittarius

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish Steve Jordan would write the memoirs of his time as captain of a space cargo hauler crewed by escapees from Dark Star, Red Dwarf and Battle Beyond the Stars as he desparately tried to deliver his cargo (a four year supply of high quality chocolate, the best cheese produced by planet Earth [fortunately in self contained stasis] and a recipe for the universe's best chilli) to the Delphic Llamas of Sagittarius

Granted:

Memoir of Ramy Mami, Captain of a space cargo hauler crewed by escapees from Dark Star, Red Dwarf and Battle Beyond the Stars as I desparately try to deliver my cargo (a four year supply of high quality chocolate, the best cheese produced by planet Earth [fortunately in self contained stasis] and a recipe for the universe's best chilli) to the Delphic Llamas of Sagittarius

“Great. Rimmer ate all the chocolate, and Pinback ate the chili recipe. God, I hate this job.”

The end (A Quinn Martin production)

I wish that seeing modern airport firetrucks didn’t always remind me of the vehicle from Damnation Alley.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish that seeing modern airport firetrucks didn’t always remind me of the vehicle from Damnation Alley.

Granted. They now remind you of vehicles from Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. And that makes you keep thinking you are Molly Ringwald....

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. They now remind you of vehicles from Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. And that makes you keep thinking you are Molly Ringwald....

Such a diabolical genie! Wouldn't be so bad if I could just keep thinking I am Peter Strauss (Ever see him in the Peter Gun TV remake? Soooo cool...)

Okay, make a wish!

[RickyMaveety]

Well .... I'll make one.

I wish my cats would stop hiding my keys and other electronic devices and pooping on them to boot.

[nekokami]

I don't feel like corrupting Ricky's wish. Could we just grant this one?