Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 10

pshrynk · 09-18-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, unfortubatley you always forget this and always calls tails.

I wish I had an 18 year old Tallisker waiting for me at home

Granted:

I'm pretty certain it's not Talisker that is sitting on the horse, either.

I wish I knew what he was really wishing for, there!

DixieGal · 09-18-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I wish I knew what he was really wishing for, there!

Granted. Now you know.

I wish that I knew what a tallisker is also. Is it a cocktail or lemur?

Slite · 09-18-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted:

I'm pretty certain it's not Talisker that is sitting on the horse, either.

I wish I knew what he was really wishing for, there!

Granted, Tallisker is a brand of Scotch (IMHO the BEST), unfortunatley, after giving you this information, I have to kill you.

I wish there aren't too much traffic in 30 minutes when I go home.

Taylor514ce · 09-18-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

I wish there aren't too much traffic in 30 minutes when I go home.

Granted: everyone else is dead. (I figured since I always grant your wishes by killing you, I thought I'd give you a reprieve this time.)

I wish I could afford to travel whenever and wherever I want.

pshrynk · 09-18-2008, 10:48 AM

Granted, but you develop abulia, so you don't want to travel anywhere.

I wish someone else would make this wish so that the corruption would be felt elsewhere.

Taylor514ce · 09-18-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, but you develop abulia, so you don't want to travel anywhere.

I wish someone else would make this wish so that the corruption would be felt elsewhere.

Granted: now you have to cope with depressed llamas.

Wish: I wish to have "the blue one, next to the fish" on my tombstone.

Greg Anos · 09-18-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Granted: now you have to cope with depressed llamas.

Wish: I wish to have "the blue one, next to the fish" on my tombstone.

Granted - but they leave your name off the tombstone, so nobody knows you're there.

I wish Pshrynk gets an invitation to the Presidential inauguration.

LazyScot · 09-18-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I wish Pshrynk gets an invitation to the Presidential inauguration.

Granted. Sadly security won't let him take his depressed llamas with him, so he doesn't get to attend.

I wish pshrynk's llamas would cheer up and discover a new form of cocktail chocolate.

radioflyertoo · 09-18-2008, 12:20 PM

Granted; but they drink it all.

I wish that my grass wouldn't grow.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-18-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

I wish that my grass wouldn't grow.

Granted. Your weeds are going like gangbusters, though.

I wish it was 500 years in the future, and I captained a rickety-looking but largely reliable Firefly-class vessel around the 'verse.

nekokami · 09-18-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish it was 500 years in the future, and I captained a rickety-looking but largely reliable Firefly-class vessel around the 'verse.

Is it already part of your wish that you're on the run from the authorities and you have a psychotic hitman (not to mention an unstable telepath trained as an assassin) as part of your crew? Or should I go with "granted, but it's not nearly as exciting as in Firefly-- the government is minimal and benign, there are no wars or social injustice to rail against, but making ends meet to fuel your ship is always an issue because nobody else really wants to go anywhere or ship anything, thanks to universal prosperity"?

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-18-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Is it already part of your wish that you're on the run from the authorities and you have a psychotic hitman (not to mention an unstable telepath trained as an assassin) as part of your crew? Or should I go with "granted, but it's not nearly as exciting as in Firefly-- the government is minimal and benign, there are no wars or social injustice to rail against, but making ends meet to fuel your ship is always an issue because nobody else really wants to go anywhere or ship anything, thanks to universal prosperity"?

Actually, I was hoping for an intelligent pilot who is former-military and now anti-military, a big but simple "heavy lifting" guy, a sharp engineer, a cargo officer, a good cook, a regular cargo run for a reputable rural company, and an occasional passenger for a few extra bucks. In a society that is doing okay, but clearly not at the Universal Prosperity level yet, at least not on the fringes. Hopefully assassins will be few and far between. But you know how these things go.

nekokami · 09-18-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Actually, I was hoping for an intelligent pilot who is former-military and now anti-military, a big but simple "heavy lifting" guy, a sharp engineer, a cargo officer, a good cook, a regular cargo run for a reputable rural company, and an occasional passenger for a few extra bucks. In a society that is doing okay, but clearly not at the Universal Prosperity level yet, at least not on the fringes. Hopefully assassins will be few and far between. But you know how these things go.

Granted as specified... but the constant love affairs, lover's spats, and jealousy between your crew members is driving you crazy.

Oh. I'm supposed to make a wish?

I wish I could get the next page of my manga done tonight....

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-18-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Granted as specified... but the constant love affairs, lover's spats, and jealousy between your crew members is driving you crazy.

No wonder I'm such a crotchety bastard...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekokami

Oh. I'm supposed to make a wish?

I wish I could get the next page of my manga done tonight....

Granted. The characters find themselves in a freak snowstorm, which allows you to finish the page in fifteen minutes, but only serves to muddy the plot maddeningly.

I wish I'd wished for a beautiful Companion in my last wish, who'd realized she... oh, wait, I'm married. I wish I wouldn't go there.

nekokami · 09-18-2008, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Granted. The characters find themselves in a freak snowstorm, which allows you to finish the page in fifteen minutes, but only serves to muddy the plot maddeningly.

Ooh, there's a plan!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish I'd wished for a beautiful Companion in my last wish, who'd realized she... oh, wait, I'm married. I wish I wouldn't go there.

I'm not going to touch that one.

I wish these cute little ants would go play somewhere else. I already took the leftover scone they'd discovered outside!

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09-18-2008, 10:48 AM	#140
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Granted, but you develop abulia, so you don't want to travel anywhere. I wish someone else would make this wish so that the corruption would be felt elsewhere.

09-18-2008, 12:20 PM	#144
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	Granted; but they drink it all. I wish that my grass wouldn't grow.