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Old 09-15-2008, 12:30 PM   #61
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Granted! But there's only room for books, with no space to walk between shelves.

I wish I had a big slice of cheesecake and a glass of cold milk.
Granted: The cheesecake it moldy, hot and putrid while the cold glass of milk is so spoiled you can't pour it out of the glass and attracts more flies than a politician!

My wish... see above.
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:30 PM   #62
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Granted, the bite on the back of your left leg stops itching... and 100 more appear all over your body, in the most inconvenient of places mind you, itch 100 times worse, and take 10 times longer to heal!

Ouch, now that's a little harsh! (Sorry!)

I wish the evil genie would wish for something and have it corrupt his wish-granting skill such that he/she could not be compelled to corrupt any more of MY wishes; your wishes, on the other hand... .
Granted - You can no longer wish for anything anymore...

I wish for for a day on the beach in Hawaii...
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:32 PM   #63
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Granted! But now you live in a 90 year old home with 105 windows, in Wisconsin and all the windows need to be replaced! (Wait, that's my nightmare!)

I wish I'd responded to Lazy Scot's wish before Dixie did.
You did, but now since you were so late in responding he actually got what he wished for without any bad side effects... and you get the house that Dixie granted him!

(I think we're caught up now!) My wish... two up

Er.. uh.. I wish.. I wish... I wish.... awe heckwithit, I'm off to bed! Night all!
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:35 PM   #64
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Granted: it's night-time perpetually, for everyone. Spooky.

I wish something terrible would happen to me, something that if corrupted would actually turn out nice.
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:48 PM   #65
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granted - instead of being turned into a undesirable weed. You are a flower.

I wish I could write and spell better.
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Old 09-15-2008, 01:10 PM   #66
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Granted: it's night-time perpetually, for everyone. Spooky.

I wish something terrible would happen to me, something that if corrupted would actually turn out nice.
Granted. That big rock you stumbled over and broke your leg on happens to be made of gold and is much bigger underground, sort of like a golden landlocked iceberg.

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granted - instead of being turned into a undesirable weed. You are a flower.

I wish I could write and spell better.
Granted. But now you are an addict who is Hooked on Phonics.
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Old 09-15-2008, 01:11 PM   #67
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Granted: you can spell "better". BEE EEE TEE TEE EEE ARE.

I wish sarcasm and irony were marketable talents.
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Old 09-15-2008, 01:57 PM   #68
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Granted: you can spell "better". BEE EEE TEE TEE EEE ARE.

I wish sarcasm and irony were marketable talents.
Granted - As you go broke from the stiff competition.

I wish I the Houston MR gang are recovering from the hurricane OK.
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:01 PM   #69
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I wish I the Houston MR gang are recovering from the hurricane OK.
They are (I hope too) but now they have to catch up on ALLLLL the back posts here on MR.

I wish a shining knight would ride in and save me from all this.
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They are (I hope too) but now they have to catch up on ALLLLL the back posts here on MR.

I wish a shining knight would ride in and save me from all this.
Granted - But your avatar just skewered him, horse and all...

I wish for a keg of good beer and a lot of friends in the backyard....
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granted - but your friends drank it all before you got any.

I wish for a nicely cooked steak.
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I wish for a keg of good beer and a lot of friends in the backyard....
Granted: however, you're stuck in the Atlanta airport due to a canceled flight.

I wish I had a magic wallet that had a $20 bill every time I opened it.
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Granted: however, you're stuck in the Atlanta airport due to a canceled flight.

I wish I had a magic wallet that had a $20 bill every time I opened it.
Granted - Everytime you open it, a $20 dollar bill (Confederate Money) appears. (Shouldn't have stuck me in Atlanta, heh, heh, heh)

I want a happy girlfriend...
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Granted - Everytime you open it, a $20 dollar bill (Confederate Money) appears. (Shouldn't have stuck me in Atlanta, heh, heh, heh)

I want a happy girlfriend...
Granted. She's very happy with her new boyfriend. (Sorry, couldn't resist )

I also wish that the next time I'm stuck in ATL or CDG airports, that I'll have a nice juicy steak dinner.
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I also wish that the next time I'm stuck in ATL or CDG airports, that I'll have a nice juicy steak dinner.[/COLOR]
Granted: mid-flight the dinner hits your lower intestine like a ton of bricks, and you're 6th in line for the lavatory.

I wish I could fly.
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