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Old 05-13-2013, 03:32 PM   #6526
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Old 05-13-2013, 03:39 PM   #6527
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Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for the kids. Lets try to leave better kids for the planet.
I thought I always said...

I want to leave to a better planet without the kids.



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Old 05-14-2013, 04:56 AM   #6528
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Old 05-14-2013, 07:39 AM   #6529
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Old 05-14-2013, 12:06 PM   #6530
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:04 PM   #6531
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I don't have anything against the goats, I promise. And I didn't touch the cows either.

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Old 05-14-2013, 02:09 PM   #6532
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Old 05-15-2013, 01:35 PM   #6533
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The trick to ordering fries at McDonalds is to ask for no salt. This way, you decide how much salt to put on them, and you always get hot/fresh fries.
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^The other trick for fast food is always to order something special. Get your burger with no onions or extra onions or something else and they geneally make it fresh as well.
My son's trick is to order burgers with no condiments. He's been doing that for years just so they'll have to make them fresh.
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Old 05-15-2013, 02:48 PM   #6534
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My son's trick is to order burgers with no condiments. He's been doing that for years just so they'll have to make them fresh.
I hope I'm not married to your son because my wife does the same and I always thought of her as unique

MCD and BK are bad enough with coniments, I don't dare thinking about the taste without
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:46 PM   #6535
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Old 05-15-2013, 09:35 PM   #6536
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Old 05-16-2013, 12:08 PM   #6537
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If you find that your girl doesn't expect you to pause the video game for her, then you've found the one.
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Old 05-16-2013, 01:21 PM   #6538
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Old 05-16-2013, 02:22 PM   #6539
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Old 05-16-2013, 03:07 PM   #6540
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