Silliness Tomorrow's Question - Page 3

pshrynk · 09-05-2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

help me... help meeeee...

Last time I cried out for help you guys let me be acutelated by the Pandorg.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

nekokami · 09-05-2008, 10:26 AM

Hey, I provided the pocket fusion reactor for the rescue attempt, as I recall!

DixieGal · 09-05-2008, 12:55 PM

Yeah, but nobody ever put out your foot to trip him in real time. I chased pandorgs all over the multiverse that day looking for him, while poor Pchrunk was stumbling around, drunk as a skunk. He was late getting home that day and his wife was sort of sore at him for being so drunk, but it was really the superbee honey the pandorgs gave him. I mean, didn't any of you think you should've grabbed him and poured some coffee into him?

Hey Neko - Are you also secretly afraid that the LHC is going to rip apart the boundaries of heaven and earth when they fire that bad boy up? I mean, my brain says it will be OK. But the animal deep in my mind says we ought not do that until we have an escape plan in place. Does no one remember what happened on Krypton? Everybody was annihilated, except for Clark and a neverending stream of super villains. And some super girl from the trashy side of the family, showing up years later, out of nowhere, claiming to be family and expecting us to just let her in the house, no way of checking her references, what if she is an illegal alien, how are we going to explain that to INS when really all we need is someone who can do the laundry without bleaching our panties gray, and she seems like a troublemaker, all that talk about sophistry and philosophy, when she knows she is late for church and is supposed to play the organ, and look at this mess, am I the only one around here who can pick up a wet towel and hang it over the rod to dry, why just look at what a cute outfit, but she never leaves, just eats all the food, like having in-laws for houseguest who never leave, and would it kill them to pick up a check once in a while, wiping their dirty hands on my good guest bathroom towels.

nekokami · 09-05-2008, 01:19 PM

Um....

No, I'm not that worried about the LHC. There are far more plausible human-generated threats to life on this planet.

badgoodDeb · 09-05-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekokami

Um....

No, I'm not that worried about the LHC. There are far more plausible human-generated threats to life on this planet.

See, Neko said she is a frustrated-ex-physicist (or something to that effect). So she understands just why we need to speed particles up and smash them into other things. It's kind of like some people's need to speed up cars and smash them. Now, that's a plausible human-generated threat to life, I tell ya!

LazyScot · 09-05-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Last time I cried out for help you guys let me be acutelated by the Pandorg.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Yes, but you good acutelated by the good pandaborg, not the bad pandaborg (at least I think it was that way round), and anyway, as I recall, you got to be crowned King.

Sounds a darn'd lot better than the day job to me....

All I got to do is the shopping, and get told off for forgetting my wallet.

pshrynk · 09-05-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Yes, but you good acutelated by the good pandaborg, not the bad pandaborg (at least I think it was that way round), and anyway, as I recall, you got to be crowned King.

Sounds a darn'd lot better than the day job to me....

All I got to do is the shopping, and get told off for forgetting my wallet.

Hey, don't interrupt my whining with your whining, there, boyo!

LazyScot · 09-05-2008, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Hey, don't interrupt my whining with your whining, there, boyo!

It's my post; I'll whine if I want to.
Whine if I want to.
Whine if I want to.
You'd whine if it happened to you...

Drat the wine cellar(*) is now empty....

Nobody knows where my wine has gone,
But Zelda left the same time
why was she holding the wine
when the wine's supposed to be mine....

(*)Okay -- the rack in the larder

zelda_pinwheel · 09-05-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Nobody knows where my wine has gone,
But Zelda left the same time
why was she holding the wine
when the wine's supposed to be mine....

(*)Okay -- the rack in the larder

zelda knows the party is where the wine is. and zelda goes where the party is.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-07-2008, 09:26 PM

At last! I'm attaining a large enough size to not have to run from all these stupid spiders! Any minute now, I may be full size again.

Strange... my electronic watch (which shrunk with me, interestingly enough... sure wish my clothes had done the same) seems to be running slow. Maybe I've altered the space-time continuum. Maybe it's tomorrow... oh boy! That means I can answer tomorrow's question today!

Yes! Yes! I'm back to-- oh. Y'know, I just assumed that when I grew back to normal size, I'd just grow back into my clothes. Heh... silly me!

Excuse me while I just crouch behind this divan and get my civvies back on...

So... here I am! What did I miss? Are we doing tomorrow's question yet? And why do I seem to hear a bastardized version of "Flashlight" playing somewhere?

radioflyertoo · 09-08-2008, 06:31 AM

Has anybody seen my alternate universe - I seem to have lost it in the Fog.

montsnmags · 09-08-2008, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Has anybody seen my alternate universe - I seem to have lost it in the Fog.

Sir, 'tis your mind that has fogged. There is no alternate universe; there are merely alternative choices diverging to endlessly multiplying universes. Now does sir have a ticket or am I going to be forced to have my invisible coworker physically eject sir from this train of thought?

Thank-you, sir. [click!] The dining carriage opens for Devonshire Zany at 3pm sharp. You are most cordially (with spritz) invited...and, sir, it's pronounced "scones", not "scones".

Cheers,
The T Laddy

radioflyertoo · 09-10-2008, 12:29 PM

Yes I have my ticket, but it's to know where I find things, since the fog has not infiltrated my brain, it surrounds me with alternatives, heralding apon the gilded plane allowing soaring into the multiverse never.

pshrynk · 09-10-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Sir, 'tis your mind that has fogged. There is no alternate universe; there are merely alternative choices diverging to endlessly multiplying universes. Now does sir have a ticket or am I going to be forced to have my invisible coworker physically eject sir from this train of thought?

Thank-you, sir. [click!] The dining carriage opens for Devonshire Zany at 3pm sharp. You are most cordially (with spritz) invited...and, sir, it's pronounced "scones", not "scones".

Cheers,
The T Laddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Yes I have my ticket, but it's to know where I find things, since the fog has not infiltrated my brain, it surrounds me with alternatives, heralding apon the gilded plane allowing soaring into the multiverse never.

Oh, lord, now there are two of them!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-10-2008, 01:40 PM

(backing quietly out of the room)

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09-05-2008, 10:26 AM	#32
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Hey, I provided the pocket fusion reactor for the rescue attempt, as I recall!

09-05-2008, 12:55 PM	#33
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Yeah, but nobody ever put out your foot to trip him in real time. I chased pandorgs all over the multiverse that day looking for him, while poor Pchrunk was stumbling around, drunk as a skunk. He was late getting home that day and his wife was sort of sore at him for being so drunk, but it was really the superbee honey the pandorgs gave him. I mean, didn't any of you think you should've grabbed him and poured some coffee into him? Hey Neko - Are you also secretly afraid that the LHC is going to rip apart the boundaries of heaven and earth when they fire that bad boy up? I mean, my brain says it will be OK. But the animal deep in my mind says we ought not do that until we have an escape plan in place. Does no one remember what happened on Krypton? Everybody was annihilated, except for Clark and a neverending stream of super villains. And some super girl from the trashy side of the family, showing up years later, out of nowhere, claiming to be family and expecting us to just let her in the house, no way of checking her references, what if she is an illegal alien, how are we going to explain that to INS when really all we need is someone who can do the laundry without bleaching our panties gray, and she seems like a troublemaker, all that talk about sophistry and philosophy, when she knows she is late for church and is supposed to play the organ, and look at this mess, am I the only one around here who can pick up a wet towel and hang it over the rod to dry, why just look at what a cute outfit, but she never leaves, just eats all the food, like having in-laws for houseguest who never leave, and would it kill them to pick up a check once in a while, wiping their dirty hands on my good guest bathroom towels.

09-05-2008, 01:19 PM	#34
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Um.... No, I'm not that worried about the LHC. There are far more plausible human-generated threats to life on this planet.

09-07-2008, 09:26 PM	#40
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	At last! I'm attaining a large enough size to not have to run from all these stupid spiders! Any minute now, I may be full size again. Strange... my electronic watch (which shrunk with me, interestingly enough... sure wish my clothes had done the same) seems to be running slow. Maybe I've altered the space-time continuum. Maybe it's tomorrow... oh boy! That means I can answer tomorrow's question today! Yes! Yes! I'm back to-- oh. Y'know, I just assumed that when I grew back to normal size, I'd just grow back into my clothes. Heh... silly me! Excuse me while I just crouch behind this divan and get my civvies back on... So... here I am! What did I miss? Are we doing tomorrow's question yet? And why do I seem to hear a bastardized version of "Flashlight" playing somewhere?

09-08-2008, 06:31 AM	#41
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	Has anybody seen my alternate universe - I seem to have lost it in the Fog.

09-10-2008, 12:29 PM	#43
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	Yes I have my ticket, but it's to know where I find things, since the fog has not infiltrated my brain, it surrounds me with alternatives, heralding apon the gilded plane allowing soaring into the multiverse never.

09-10-2008, 01:40 PM	#45
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	(backing quietly out of the room)