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Old 04-01-2013, 04:38 AM   #1
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Invincible chicken
I am chicken, hear me cluck!
From my impenetrable hidden coop I will terrorise you for daring to ever consider eating me or my kin!
Fear my feathered revenge for daring to hunt me!
Fear my invincibility!
Fear me!
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Old 04-01-2013, 05:40 AM   #2
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It's Easter, not the time for a chicken to be throwing its weight about I would have thought:
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:37 PM   #3
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I am roasting, hear me sizzle!
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Old 04-01-2013, 05:19 PM   #4
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Fear my feathered revenge for daring to hunt me!
Stainless steel with a non-lockable glass door and temperature regulation is neither hidden, nor impenetrable, and the only thing to fear form a chicken (plucked or not) is salmonellas
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:45 PM   #5
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*choo* *achoo*

Or bird flu ...
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Old 04-01-2013, 08:11 PM   #6
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Old 04-02-2013, 05:07 PM   #7
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*choo* *achoo*

Or bird flu ...
Another reason to heat chicken up to 170°C Flu not temperature stable
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Old 04-12-2013, 08:10 AM   #8
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It's Easter, not the time for a chicken to be throwing its weight about I would have thought:
I am sure you won't be getting me, Easter or not!
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I am roasting, hear me sizzle!
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Stainless steel with a non-lockable glass door and temperature regulation is neither hidden, nor impenetrable, and the only thing to fear form a chicken (plucked or not) is salmonellas
Haha. I am not in an oven!
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:27 AM   #9
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:32 AM   #10
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Old 04-19-2013, 04:25 PM   #11
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Not THAT big, just enough to deep fry a little chicken, three or four meters diameter should do the trick
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Old 04-27-2013, 07:40 AM   #12
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:27 AM   #13
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Oh good, cause your new roost is just 1x1x1cm.
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:39 AM   #14
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Would that result in a cube chicken?
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:08 PM   #15
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Hmm, a whole chicken compressed to 1cm³???

I can't imagine it to be very tender and juicy afterwards, but at least nourishing
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