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#6286 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Karma: 101697116
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.
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#6287 |
Reborn Paper User
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Karma: 15446734
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Que Nada
Device: iPhone8, iPad Air
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#6288 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.
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#6289 |
Close to the Edit!
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Karma: 267994408
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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My wife is going to the hair salon today.
For the next few hours I'll be practising my reaction. |
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#6290 |
Banned
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Karma: 5222495
Join Date: Jun 2011
Device: Nook Color, Entourage Pocket Edge, iPod Touch 5th Gen
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#6291 |
Reborn Paper User
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Karma: 15446734
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Que Nada
Device: iPhone8, iPad Air
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#6292 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
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#6293 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
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#6294 |
temp. out of service
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Duisburg (DE)
Device: PB 623
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Luck is like a fart; the more you try to force it, the higher the risk that shit happens.
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#6295 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 79436716
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto
Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour
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#6297 |
Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double entendre, please".
So he gives it to her. |
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Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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Knock Knock
Who's there? To To who? To whom! |
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#6299 |
Is that a sandwich?
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iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.
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Wizard
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Karma: 9503859
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: France
Device: (Sony (J) PRS 650), Kobo Mini, Kobo Glo HD (broken), Kobo Clara BW
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