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Oh No! After only one bite of chocolate .....
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Lefty, Hugo, and me!
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Okaaaayy! I got it now. Only the King is allowed to do the frisking bits with someone wearing that particular type of attire.
So, your Exquisite Pandaness, are we ready for the toast? Ummm, Sire? Anyone see how he got to be in this slumped over position and steam rising from his body? |
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Hey King, you gonna get up and finish that chocolate? Great, I'll take it, thanks!
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#94 |
Lefty, Hugo, and me!
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Hmm... Let me read the fmanual.
Chocolate... Acutelated Pandaborg or Pandorg Kings... Scantily clad females... ohhhhhhhh, crap! Umm... I'll have to get back with you on that. |
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Cultural Artist
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Your Highness? Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?
Dreamer |
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Lefty, Hugo, and me!
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Ladies, gentlemen, laddies, and luddites, I am sorry to announce that our newly crowned King is err... indisposed. Something about American League DH rules and chocolate.
I am sure he would want us to all just keep on celebrating and ignore the situation. At least until the transformation is complete. |
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Manic Do Fuse
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Here is an aid to help your short term memory.
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zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?
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Ummm...
...right... ...so, what's happening over here? Did I miss anything? [wanders off mumbling and grumbling to curse some more at everyone who hasn't fixed my problem before it happened...mubmlegrumbleselfishbastardsmumblegrumb le...] |
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#100 |
Lefty, Hugo, and me!
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Well. That didn't work out as planned. Without a spectral analyzer, there's no way of knowing what's going to pop out of the shell, here.
Did I just say that out loud? er. just carry on and have a great time at the party, folks. no need to panic. really. |
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What? Speak up! I'm busy and in a bad mood [godsdamneddevicesnotworkinglikethey'resupposedtogr rrmmmbllllgrrrr...] so this better be good. No, you didn't say that out loud. I'm just inside your head, webcasting the mindscape. Ooooo, pretty colours!
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... CRASH! ["frakkinbuggerymongrelmesswithmewillyoumumblegrumb le...."] |
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#102 |
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Well, that's okay, then.
Yep. Absolutely noooooo reason to panic. You might just want to, in a non-panicky sort of fashion, mind you, wander towards the nearest exit. And leave the universe as quickly as is practical. All in a non-panicky fashion. As I've said before. Don't panic. |
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OOOOkay! Let's assess the damage...
Ummm... Did anyone see His Unctious Pandaness leave? |
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I thought I saw him over there, next to those two government-types in dark glasses... I think they said they were with the Department of Health, division 6, checking the canapes. Yeah, guys? We couldn't help notice-
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#105 |
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There you are, Steve! I've looked everywhere for you since you Bzisted-poufed out of here earlier. You missed a good one, when his royal roundness had enough and hit the floor. What do you mean, "Why are we here?"
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