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[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by nekokami

Must be wearing a kilt.

don't they go in for grass skirts in his neck of the woods?

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

don't they go in for grass skirts in his neck of the woods?

I don' wanna know an'thing 'bout no neck or no woods in his skirt, thank you very much.

Don' ask me 'bout no undies, neither. Check pshrynk's head though - 'm pretty sure that's where he's wearin' 'em.

Cheers,
Marc

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I don' wanna know an'thing 'bout no neck or no woods in his skirt, thank you very much.

Don' ask me 'bout no undies, neither. Check pshrynk's head though - 'm pretty sure that's where he's wearin' 'em.

Cheers,
Marc

Can't be on his head - that contraption's made of iron ....

[slayda]

Maybe he kilt his pants, or was he panting for a kilt?

[RWood]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Yes, please assemble a platter. I'll bring the spindles. I think it only appropriate that pshrynk provide the head actuator.

Any Head Cheese?

[zelda_pinwheel]

google ad currently on this page : "jeans-online". maybe that's where he left them.

[slayda]

Originally Posted by RWood

Any Head Cheese?

Toe cheese?

[nekokami]

De Llama Dilemma....

As some of you may recall, I was threatening to--ahem, that is, OFFERING to create a new avatar for our beloved Queen featuring a llama. Then I discovered that it was impossible to find a good llama model for a reasonable price. Or at all, at least for the software I use. The closest I could find was a free modification for a camel model... with the camel itself costing about US$30. Too much for this project, much as I love our Queen and the Ministry she studiously avoids running.

However, the camel has just gone on sale. Now it's about $10. Which is almost reasonable. But would I ever use a camel (or even a llama) again?

Oh, the agony of decision. The sale lasts all weekend. I welcome your unhelpful and probably not at all constructive advice.

(Those of you who are following the manga thread linked below are welcome to try to convince me that my story really needs llamas and/or camels. )

[zelda_pinwheel]

let's buy neko a llama !!!!

i assure you, this is a completely disinterested proposition, as i am convinced nekokami deserves a llama for her own personal edification, transportation, narrative devices or any other purpose she can imagine.

so let's get her one.

nekokami, please whisper me your paypal address so i can put the chipin in place.

edit : it's up.

[Madam Broshkina]

I pass by this sign every day!

[zelda_pinwheel]

it must be FATE !!!!!

[Madam Broshkina]

Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

I pass by this sign every day!

The only problem is that I also pass by these two streets.

[zelda_pinwheel]

just where exactly do you live ????

[zelda_pinwheel]

now accepting donations.

hurry, the sale is only this weekend.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

now accepting donations.

hurry, the sale is only this weekend.

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is this how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

...and so it is written. Alms for the llama-poor, my pets?

Hey, hey, we're the monkeys...amen
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