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temp. out of service
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Duisburg (DE)
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![]() Your cookie is granted. You find a 7 years old loose cookie in the corner of your cupboard. It's a dog cookie. I wish the radio stations 'd stop playing "Last Christmas" every season ad nauseam. There's a frequency beyond pain level... |
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Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
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Grand Sorcerer
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Location: Tampa, FL USA
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I wish this thread would stop! Last edited by pilotbob; 01-01-2013 at 02:41 AM. |
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Murderous Mustela
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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Granted. This thread now obeys most traffic laws. Except the speed limit.
I wish we could all just get along. |
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temp. out of service
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@ Tom I'm immune to teasers (and gambling)
![]() Granted. Everybody gets along with the rest being absolutely uninterested in other people. Extinction in one generation follows. I wish I'd sleep now... Last edited by Freeshadow; 12-23-2012 at 05:50 PM. Reason: addon for WT Sharpe :p |
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Murderous Mustela
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Granted. You fell asleep exactly when you posted, and only woke up just this minute. Missing Christmas entirely!
I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantaneously. |
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Bah, humbug!
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Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year.
I wish I had a valet like Jeeves. |
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DSil
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I wish I knew what happens next. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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I wish I had 1 billion US dollars in my brokerage account. |
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Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)
I wish I could take over the World Last edited by Iznogood; 12-27-2012 at 10:41 AM. |
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Recovering reader
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I wish the Chicago Cubs win the 2013 World Series of baseball. |
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I wish we all could live together in peace - and that wish (unfortunately) doesn't need active corruption. Its corruption is self-fulfilling |
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Murderous Mustela
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Granted. The unnecessary corruption begins to break down the fabric of reality. As a result everyone you ever loved ceases to exist.
I wish for a functional star ship so that I may travel anywhere in the universe. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Granted. You have a star ship which on your maiden voyage breaks down on a planet inhabited by The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, oh and you've forgotten your towel.
I wish for a chicken dinner. |
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