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Old 08-13-2008, 08:57 PM   #16
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19. Isolation Chamber.

Forestall unwanted conversation with your seatmates on a bus or plane by reading: The Benefits of Farting Explained; or Scouts in Bondage; or Walled Up Nuns; or my favorite Bombproof Your Horse.
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:09 PM   #18
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20. Hold down the corners of your map on the hood of the car while you curse, scratch your head, kick the car tire, and wonder where you are.

21. Intruder alert. Place stacked books (topped with something that makes a shattering/clattering sound when it smashes to the floor) strategically in front of a door.

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Old 08-13-2008, 09:12 PM   #19
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22. Fallout Shelter

24 inches of books equals the required eight inches of protective steel for a fallout shelter... [and] will block out about 90% of the gamma radiation from a radioactive bomb.

Note: I have not tried this. Your results may vary.
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:32 PM   #20
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:36 PM   #21
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19. Isolation Chamber.

Forestall unwanted conversation with your seatmates on a bus or plane by reading: The Benefits of Farting Explained; or Scouts in Bondage; or Walled Up Nuns; or my favorite Bombproof Your Horse.


You find the strangest stuff. At some point you're going to have to tell us how you do it.
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24. Purse - Remove the interior pages of one hardbound book. Insert fabric lining, attach handles, and add button closure.

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Old 08-13-2008, 10:02 PM   #23
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19. Isolation Chamber.

Forestall unwanted conversation with your seatmates on a bus or plane by reading: The Benefits of Farting Explained; or Scouts in Bondage; or Walled Up Nuns; or my favorite Bombproof Your Horse.
I want all four of them. Will you be posting them soon?
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:08 PM   #24
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:31 PM   #26
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I want all four of them. Will you be posting them soon?
Well here is one of them:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27716

This is the only one I could find. I am scared of what I would get if I typed Boy Scouts in Bondage in a search engine.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:57 PM   #27
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This is the only one I could find. I am scared of what I would get if I typed Boy Scouts in Bondage in a search engine.
Well, I'm not scared.

The first result is a Naval History website, and the the second seemingly a listing of albums by The Pogues for some reason.

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Old 08-13-2008, 11:32 PM   #28
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:38 PM   #29
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The first result is a Naval History website, and the the second seemingly a listing of albums by The Pogues for some reason.
Er, what search engine did you use? Most of the hits I got searching for "Scouts in Bondage" are about Michael Bell's Scouts in Bondage, a collection of book covers of similar theme to those Madam Broshkina posted in the first place (including, it seems, the original Scouts in Bondage).
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