12-05-2012, 08:06 PM | #1051 |
Murderous Mustela
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Granted. On December 25 the world shall rapidly plunge into the next ice age.
I wish for a vessel in which to cook my new neighbor in. |
12-05-2012, 08:13 PM | #1052 |
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Granted. Unfortunately, the cannibals I bought the vessel from followed me to your home. Looks like you are next on the menu.
I wish for a football. |
12-05-2012, 08:19 PM | #1053 |
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Granted. Your foot is now a ball.
I wish these cannibals would go eat PDurrant. |
12-05-2012, 09:29 PM | #1054 |
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Granted. They eat him and then eat you.
I wish a new Android 4.0 phone. |
12-06-2012, 07:49 AM | #1055 |
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Granted. Here are 4.0 android phones:
I wish for some "Me" time. |
12-06-2012, 08:13 AM | #1056 |
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Granted. You are sent to a universe in which you are the only inhabitant. And there is no way back.
I wish time was organized into units of ten. |
12-06-2012, 08:25 AM | #1057 |
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Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.
I wish for a doughnut. |
12-06-2012, 11:31 AM | #1058 |
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12-07-2012, 02:50 PM | #1059 |
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12-11-2012, 11:46 AM | #1060 |
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*poke*
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12-11-2012, 11:51 AM | #1061 |
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12-11-2012, 11:58 AM | #1062 |
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Granted. You oversleep the whole polar night.
I wish for telepathy and telekinesis skills. |
12-11-2012, 05:36 PM | #1063 |
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12-11-2012, 06:06 PM | #1064 |
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Granted. Your printer is not clogged, it is dead beyond repair.
I wish for some hot cocoa. |
12-11-2012, 08:31 PM | #1065 |
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Granted. Cocoa based on a vegan milk replacement. I wish I could have absolute memory.
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