Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 71

Dylrob · 12-05-2012, 08:06 PM

Granted. On December 25 the world shall rapidly plunge into the next ice age.

I wish for a vessel in which to cook my new neighbor in.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-05-2012, 08:13 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, the cannibals I bought the vessel from followed me to your home. Looks like you are next on the menu.

I wish for a football.

Dylrob · 12-05-2012, 08:19 PM

Granted. Your foot is now a ball.

I wish these cannibals would go eat PDurrant.

guanaco · 12-05-2012, 09:29 PM

Granted. They eat him and then eat you.

I wish a new Android 4.0 phone.

5thWiggle · 12-06-2012, 07:49 AM

Granted. Here are 4.0 android phones:

I wish for some "Me" time.

Dylrob · 12-06-2012, 08:13 AM

Granted. You are sent to a universe in which you are the only inhabitant. And there is no way back.

I wish time was organized into units of ten.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-06-2012, 08:25 AM

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

pilotbob · 12-06-2012, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

Granted... your nuts are now...

Wait... never mind!

BOb

Dylrob · 12-07-2012, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

Granted. Here's some playdough shaped like a fastener.

I wish for a delicious slice of apple pie.

Dylrob · 12-11-2012, 11:46 AM

*poke*

red_phoenix · 12-11-2012, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. Here's some playdough shaped like a fastener.

I wish for a delicious slice of apple pie.

Granted. But it is made with crab apples.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Thanks for the reminder

Freeshadow · 12-11-2012, 11:58 AM

Granted. You oversleep the whole polar night.
I wish for telepathy and telekinesis skills.

Dylrob · 12-11-2012, 05:36 PM

Granted. However as a side effect your cranium swells to such a size that you can no longer fit through most doorways.

I wish my printer wasn't clogged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

Thanks for the reminder

NP.

guanaco · 12-11-2012, 06:06 PM

Granted. Your printer is not clogged, it is dead beyond repair.

I wish for some hot cocoa.

Freeshadow · 12-11-2012, 08:31 PM

Granted. Cocoa based on a vegan milk replacement. I wish I could have absolute memory.

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12-05-2012, 08:06 PM	#1051
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. On December 25 the world shall rapidly plunge into the next ice age. I wish for a vessel in which to cook my new neighbor in.

12-05-2012, 08:13 PM	#1052
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Granted. Unfortunately, the cannibals I bought the vessel from followed me to your home. Looks like you are next on the menu. I wish for a football.

12-05-2012, 08:19 PM	#1053
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. Your foot is now a ball. I wish these cannibals would go eat PDurrant.

12-05-2012, 09:29 PM	#1054
guanaco Recovering reader Posts: 226 Karma: 8008008 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: México Device: iPad	Granted. They eat him and then eat you. I wish a new Android 4.0 phone.

12-06-2012, 07:49 AM	#1055
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	Granted. Here are 4.0 android phones: I wish for some "Me" time.

12-06-2012, 08:13 AM	#1056
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. You are sent to a universe in which you are the only inhabitant. And there is no way back. I wish time was organized into units of ten.

12-06-2012, 08:25 AM	#1057
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer. I wish for a doughnut.

12-11-2012, 11:46 AM	#1060
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	poke

12-11-2012, 11:58 AM	#1062
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,815 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Granted. You oversleep the whole polar night. I wish for telepathy and telekinesis skills.

12-11-2012, 06:06 PM	#1064
guanaco Recovering reader Posts: 226 Karma: 8008008 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: México Device: iPad	Granted. Your printer is not clogged, it is dead beyond repair. I wish for some hot cocoa.

12-11-2012, 08:31 PM	#1065
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,815 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Granted. Cocoa based on a vegan milk replacement. I wish I could have absolute memory.