Silliness Escape Committee - Page 17

GeoffC · 08-07-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I hate to ask, kind people. Could you perhaps add just a wee bit o' bacon to your list? A pound or two would do nicely. Thank you.

what, no bones?

RickyMaveety · 08-07-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Oi....wheres the CHOCOLATE......

I was so busy thinking about duct tape I forgot to whine about the absence of CHOCOLATE.

RWood .... what were you thinking???

No Duct Tape??

Nooooo CHOCOLATE???

GeoffC · 08-07-2008, 11:51 AM

and the chocolate liquor ....

this'll do nicely .... lady godiva

pshrynk · 08-07-2008, 01:30 PM

We're gonna need some more llamas.

Patricia · 08-07-2008, 01:35 PM

Will he do?

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LazyScot · 08-07-2008, 01:36 PM

"Right, everyone take their places. Those of you staying behind, remember to guard the bat-cave. And don't play with any of those toys -- we've no idea what they do. What? Oh, okay, you can decorate the cave for the party if you must. Might be a very nice idea."

"Okay,everyone aboard? Good, now don't forget to belt up. Nekokami, could you please tie Zelda's bottle in place -- we don't want it rolling all over the place; she'll just get all shaken-up again."

"Now, does anyone know which of these tunnels leads out of here?"

At which point Nekokami presses a small button on the dashboard, and a screen lights up and a voice says, apparently out of nowhere, "Welcome the the Bat-Escape-PickUp-Truck Bat-AI. Where would you like to go today?"

"Ah how useful. We'd like to get some llamas please."

"The Bat-AI always aims to be useful. To get some llamas, please take the first tunnel on the left and follow my directions." says the Bat-AI.

The Bat-Escape-PickUp-Truck heads down off into the tunnel and reaches a junction, making a turn.

"I meant the other left." Says the Bat-AI, very dryly.

"Opps. Sorry." Says LazyScot and making 17-point U turn and then taking the correct tunnel.

"I should hope so." replies the Bat-AI, as LazyScot glares at it, narrowly missing the tunnel wall.

"What the..." says LazyScot at a roll of paper starts appearing out of a previously invisible slot in the dashboard, straight into Nekokami's lap.

"That is the Bat-Fax." Says the Bat-AI.

"And this appears to be a revised shopping list." says Nekokami, deciding now would be a good time to become invisible. And after a pause, invisibly adds "A very long revised shopping list."

And so our band head off to the directions of the BatNav with an ever growing shopping list, as someone starts signing a Cliff Richard's We're all Going on a Summer Holiday. At which point Pandaborg-Batman glares in their direction and says, in a tone indicating that the singer is unlikely to be requiring much more air:

"You will be acutelated."

<Silence, then another tune starts up.>

"Please would you all belt up in both senses of the phrase. Chris Rea's Road to Hell is no better...." says LazyScot

<silence>

"Would you like to play a game..." says the Bat-AI.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

CODE ORANGE WARNING

ATTENTION ATTENTION

SOMEONE TRYING TO ESCAPE

ALL PERSONNEL

ATTENTION

CODE ORANGE WARNING

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Sparrow · 08-07-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Will he do?

He could look after the food - deli llama.

RWood · 08-07-2008, 04:00 PM

Geoff was going to provide the chocolate, you mean the 200 pounds of dark, heavy coca is already gone. Shirley the laddy by the door didn't eat that much. VR can have some of the steaks too, there will also be bones-a-plenty for him after the meals.

What kind of duck tape do you want? Will daffy be ok?

As for the undergarments, what are you looking for? Depends?

We may need more WD-40 for Marvin, perhaps lighter fluid to clean some of his parts if he gets into the beer again. (Ever seen a drunk, depressed robot? Not a pretty sight.)

Other additions to the list include:

Prescription forms
Pens
Billing/Invoice forms
Business Cards for Marvin
1 Egg Salad Sandwich
17,000 feet of unexposed 16 mm color film stock
Knee pads
Entrenching tools
Flower seeds
Lima beans
Dr Pepper
84 "AA" cell batteries
HP calculator
Telephone deskset with speaker phone capability
Picture postcards of the tunnel
Stopwatch
Coal miner's hat with attached light
DVD of The Great Escape
2 books on model railroading
104 fat quarters for quilting
1 quilt frame
batting
baseballs
baseball bats
baseball gloves
football
helmets (bike and football)
bikes
motorcycles
mini cooper
sump pump
copy of Venus in Furs
3 ring notebooks
creams and assorted cosmetics
tracing paper
grandfather clock

Yep, looks like we are gonna need a bunch of llamas. Who's up for lunch?

Patricia · 08-07-2008, 04:20 PM

Make sure that there's enough cheese. We might manage to entice Nate if there's cheese in prospect.
you can take my ebook of Venus in Furs as long as I'm not expected to smack you.
Given the fat quarters, Venus in Quilts looks like a better choice anyway.
Put some Chateauneuf du Pape in for me.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-07-2008, 04:26 PM

i'm enticed by cheese as well. and chateauneuf du pape.

Patricia · 08-07-2008, 04:29 PM

Though what one's meant to do with fat quarters, batting, a quilting frame, but no needles or thread is a mystery. And where's the thimble?

We had better add bacon for VR. He sounds so wistful about it.

pshrynk · 08-07-2008, 05:03 PM

A football helmet filled with cottage cheese
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur...

BookishDreamer · 08-07-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patricia

Though what one's meant to do with fat quarters, batting, a quilting frame, but no needles or thread is a mystery. And where's the thimble?

I'm just waiting on those llamas so I can spin some wool into yarn.

Dreamer

zelda_pinwheel · 08-07-2008, 05:18 PM

wow. llamas are good for so many things. whatever did we do before we had llamas ??

nekokami · 08-07-2008, 05:22 PM

Can't find any e-Llamas for a reasonable price. Will angora rabbits do?

What kinds of cheese are we talking about here, anyway? I'd say an assortment: a nice sharp cheddar, some brie, a wedge of havarti, perhaps a bit of fresh mozzarella....

Man, now I'm hungry. And stuck here at work for at least another half hour.

08-07-2008, 11:51 AM	#243
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	and the chocolate liquor .... this'll do nicely .... lady godiva Last edited by GeoffC; 08-07-2008 at 11:55 AM.

08-07-2008, 04:00 PM	#248
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Geoff was going to provide the chocolate, you mean the 200 pounds of dark, heavy coca is already gone. Shirley the laddy by the door didn't eat that much. VR can have some of the steaks too, there will also be bones-a-plenty for him after the meals. What kind of duck tape do you want? Will daffy be ok? As for the undergarments, what are you looking for? Depends? We may need more WD-40 for Marvin, perhaps lighter fluid to clean some of his parts if he gets into the beer again. (Ever seen a drunk, depressed robot? Not a pretty sight.) Other additions to the list include: Prescription forms Pens Billing/Invoice forms Business Cards for Marvin 1 Egg Salad Sandwich 17,000 feet of unexposed 16 mm color film stock Knee pads Entrenching tools Flower seeds Lima beans Dr Pepper 84 "AA" cell batteries HP calculator Telephone deskset with speaker phone capability Picture postcards of the tunnel Stopwatch Coal miner's hat with attached light DVD of The Great Escape 2 books on model railroading 104 fat quarters for quilting 1 quilt frame batting baseballs baseball bats baseball gloves football helmets (bike and football) bikes motorcycles mini cooper sump pump copy of Venus in Furs 3 ring notebooks creams and assorted cosmetics tracing paper grandfather clock Yep, looks like we are gonna need a bunch of llamas. Who's up for lunch?

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08-07-2008, 01:30 PM	#244
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	We're gonna need some more llamas.

08-07-2008, 01:35 PM	#245
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Will he do?

08-07-2008, 04:20 PM	#249
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Make sure that there's enough cheese. We might manage to entice Nate if there's cheese in prospect. you can take my ebook of Venus in Furs as long as I'm not expected to smack you. Given the fat quarters, Venus in Quilts looks like a better choice anyway. Put some Chateauneuf du Pape in for me.

08-07-2008, 04:26 PM	#250
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	i'm enticed by cheese as well. and chateauneuf du pape.

08-07-2008, 04:29 PM	#251
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Though what one's meant to do with fat quarters, batting, a quilting frame, but no needles or thread is a mystery. And where's the thimble? We had better add bacon for VR. He sounds so wistful about it.

08-07-2008, 05:03 PM	#252
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	A football helmet filled with cottage cheese Naked pictures of Bea Arthur...

08-07-2008, 05:18 PM	#254
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	wow. llamas are good for so many things. whatever did we do before we had llamas ??

08-07-2008, 05:22 PM	#255
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Can't find any e-Llamas for a reasonable price. Will angora rabbits do? What kinds of cheese are we talking about here, anyway? I'd say an assortment: a nice sharp cheddar, some brie, a wedge of havarti, perhaps a bit of fresh mozzarella.... Man, now I'm hungry. And stuck here at work for at least another half hour.