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MJK2111 · 09-28-2012, 01:27 PM

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called 'asteroids?'

Fbone · 09-29-2012, 12:03 PM

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

HomeInMyShoes · 09-29-2012, 10:42 PM

The Pittsburgh Pirates.

Fbone · 09-30-2012, 02:48 PM

The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

Hamlet53 · 10-01-2012, 12:20 PM

I went to the Doctor's office yesterday and my doctor asked me, “Do you or does anyone in your family suffer from insanity?”

I grinned and said, “No, we all enjoy it.”

Fbone · 10-01-2012, 05:51 PM

Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.

Fbone · 10-02-2012, 04:06 PM

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Daithi · 10-02-2012, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died.

He was caught in a trap.

So without your mouse, are you lonesome tonight? I mean, if it happened to me, I'd be so lonesome I could cry. In fact, I'd be all shook up, but maybe you can get a hound dog.

steven522 · 10-03-2012, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daithi

So without your mouse, are you lonesome tonight? I mean, if it happened to me, I'd be so lonesome I could cry. In fact, I'd be all shook up, but maybe you can get a hound dog.

You just don't want a teddy bear. With those you get a little less conversation.

orlok · 10-03-2012, 01:54 PM

^^ You guys...

orlok · 10-03-2012, 01:54 PM

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

steven522 · 10-03-2012, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

It's my P.S. de resistance.

I groaned so loud after reading this one, a co-worker ran in with a bat ready to kill zombies.

Freeshadow · 10-03-2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steven522

I groaned so loud after reading this one, a co-worker ran in with a bat ready to kill zombies.

Who won the fight?

MJK2111 · 10-03-2012, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

In case anybody was wondering, Ohm's Law is "E = I x R"

Fbone · 10-03-2012, 04:57 PM

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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09-28-2012, 01:27 PM	#5401
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Why are they called hemorrhoids? Shouldn't they be called 'asteroids?'

09-29-2012, 12:03 PM	#5402
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,321 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

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HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	The Pittsburgh Pirates.

09-30-2012, 02:48 PM	#5404
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,321 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

10-01-2012, 12:20 PM	#5405
Hamlet53 Nameless Being	I went to the Doctor's office yesterday and my doctor asked me, “Do you or does anyone in your family suffer from insanity?” I grinned and said, “No, we all enjoy it.”

10-01-2012, 05:51 PM	#5406
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,321 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.

10-02-2012, 04:06 PM	#5407
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,321 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

10-03-2012, 01:54 PM	#5410
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	^^ You guys...

10-03-2012, 01:54 PM	#5411
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.

10-03-2012, 04:57 PM	#5415
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,321 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.