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Old 09-24-2012, 02:54 AM   #1216
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You sick, sick man.
The only recipe you'll be tasting is "Galliforme Revenge"!
Sorry, but it is not sick for humans to want to eat chickens. Chickens are delicious and wonderful to eat. Everyday, I look forward to the time when I can have chicken for dinner.

That book does look interesting though.
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:27 AM   #1217
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Yes it does.

I think it's time to attack the chicken coop.
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:43 AM   #1218
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Yes it does.

I think it's time to attack the chicken coop.
No need. We can just hire the Pied Piper. He'll entrance the chickens and lead them to the kitchen.
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:51 AM   #1219
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Where can we get him?
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:58 AM   #1220
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*stuffing cotton into ears*
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:08 PM   #1221
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*stuffing cotton into ears*
No, no, no you silly bird! The stuffing should be made of bread and onion and raisins and other good stuff, and it goes in the *ahem* 'cavity', not the ears.
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:53 PM   #1222
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No, no, no you silly bird! The stuffing should be made of bread and onion and raisins and other good stuff, and it goes in the *ahem* 'cavity', not the ears.
I've never cared for stuffing. Chicken is delicious without the need for enhancement.

*Solitaire1 takes out an ad, announcing the desire to hire The Pied Piper to deal with the recent massive (and tasty) infestation of chickens in the forest. Will pay in all the chickens you can take with you.*
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:55 PM   #1223
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I've never cared for stuffing. Chicken is delicious without the need for enhancement.

*Solitaire1 takes out an ad, announcing the desire to hire The Pied Piper to deal with the recent massive (and tasty) infestation of chickens in the forest. Will pay in all the chickens you can take with you.*
I would like to apply for the position of Pied Piper. I'm sure I can get all the chickens out of the forest for you.
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:09 PM   #1224
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I would like to apply for the position of Pied Piper. I'm sure I can get all the chickens out of the forest for you.
Do you have an enchanted musical instrument?

*Solitaire1 thinks: Chickens + Phoenix = Roasted Chickens! = Happy happy joy joy! *

Maybe you won't need the enchanted musical instrument.
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:25 PM   #1225
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We get red to sneak up on the chickens and mildly burn them( not too much, they need to taste nice), then we grab one each with our skewers and eat. When do we start?
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:38 PM   #1226
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:43 PM   #1227
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^If you're counting someone on fire as your friend, then come meet Mr. Barbeque. He's very beguiling.
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:58 PM   #1228
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Red's not coming. Shall we use mr barbeque on them instead?
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:59 PM   #1229
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I've never cared for stuffing. Chicken is delicious without the need for enhancement.

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Red! You feathered traitor! Shame!
Solitaire1's ad said they would pay in all the chickens I could take with me...the ad does not say I have to eat all those chickens. Just because that is what they would do doesn't mean it was my intention. I just allowed them to jump to their own conclusions and use the subterfuge to smuggle the chickens out of harms way.

But if you'd rather I didn't that's okay too.
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:01 PM   #1230
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I'd rather you didn't do that.
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