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Old 07-28-2008, 10:14 AM   #301
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Q. What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady, without a bra, running for a bus?

A. A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:05 AM   #303
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Q. What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady, without a bra, running for a bus?

A. A sewing machine only has one bobbin.

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Old 07-28-2008, 11:22 AM   #304
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why should a sewing machine run for a bus without a bra?
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:23 AM   #305
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and where should the bra have been? on the bus or the sewing machine...
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:25 AM   #306
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:26 AM   #307
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Q. What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady, without a bra, running for a bus?

A. A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
Apparently you're not familiar with the specialty type sewing machine called a serger. It has 4 bobbin (s).

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why should a sewing machine run for a bus without a bra?
Or for that matter "why should a sewing machine run for a bus with a bra?" BTW, I've never seen a bus with a bra.
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:41 PM   #308
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BTW, I've never seen a bus with a bra.
And why was the the bra running for a bus? (Not that I've seen that either.) Was the bus trying to get away from the booby-trap?

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Old 07-28-2008, 01:23 PM   #309
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Old 07-28-2008, 03:45 PM   #310
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Apparently you're not familiar with the specialty type sewing machine called a serger. It has 4 bobbin (s).

Or for that matter "why should a sewing machine run for a bus with a bra?" BTW, I've never seen a bus with a bra.
I can only imagine 4 a bobbin, Two for the price of one, God Bless Seamstresses!!!

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OK, I understand "sewing machine" and "serger" but what about the "blind hemmer"?
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