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Away with the Faeries
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Sticking with the north-east of Scotland:
Why is a Dundee lad like Batman? He cannae go out wi'out Robin |
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Wizard
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Q. What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady, without a bra, running for a bus?
A. A sewing machine only has one bobbin. |
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#303 |
Enjoying the show....
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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why should a sewing machine run for a bus without a bra?
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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and where should the bra have been? on the bus or the sewing machine...
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Wizard
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Retired & reading more!
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DSil
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Retired & reading more!
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Manic Do Fuse
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#311 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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#312 |
zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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i don't know what we would do without madame b.
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Koby-rific!
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Technogeezer
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OK, I understand "sewing machine" and "serger" but what about the "blind hemmer"?
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Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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I tried driving a Hummer wearing a blindfold once. Does that count?
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