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Old 07-25-2008, 09:26 AM   #271
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Pshrynk, you keep misspelling lady!
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:28 AM   #272
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Be very careful ....

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Old 07-25-2008, 09:32 AM   #273
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Naw, I used to have a lady but hired my drunk, Irish relatives, instead. Cheaper and easier to manage. "Knock it off or I'll go to Aunt Dorothea!"
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:44 AM   #274
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:06 AM   #275
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Oooo, I know a few of them!

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Old 07-25-2008, 10:14 AM   #276
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:38 AM   #277
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:36 PM   #278
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Is that pedikill or cure? Is there a doctor in the house?

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Old 07-26-2008, 01:01 AM   #279
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Old 07-26-2008, 09:53 AM   #280
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:07 AM   #281
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:13 AM   #282
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Old 07-26-2008, 11:15 AM   #283
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pshrynk, your new avatar - are you mailing pandas out to people?
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Old 07-26-2008, 11:26 AM   #284
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no...

he's putting them

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Old 07-26-2008, 12:00 PM   #285
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