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Old 07-23-2008, 12:57 PM   #196
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All right. So I will be researching those words. But for now I must go to WORK! aaacck! Does anyone remember Dobie Gillis?

OH, and put aside any thoughts of rescue. You are doomed.
Yeah, they tried to rescue me from the Pandorg by blowing up the lab.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:00 PM   #197
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All right. So I will be researching those words. But for now I must go to WORK! aaacck! Does anyone remember Dobie Gillis?

OH, and put aside any thoughts of rescue. You are doomed.
I heard Gilligan was always high during that show. And that he had a pet monkey.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:24 PM   #198
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There you have it...you are now a bone-fide member of the Lounge...
Lounge. n. See "Hotel California" by The Eagles.

Okay. Getting worried.

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OH, and put aside any thoughts of rescue. You are doomed.
Are you, perchance, related to one Private Frazer of the Home Guard (aka Dad's Army)?

Okay. Sensing a worryingly not-positive trend here.

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Yeah, they tried to rescue me from the Pandorg by blowing up the lab.
Tried, as in failed? So you are still a puppet of the Panda-ettes?

(What I don't get is why you didn't just build some mega-tank out of assorted junk and bust yourself out.... What do you mean, "this is real-life and you're not a member of the A-team"?)
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:54 PM   #199
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I heard Gilligan was always high during that show. And that he had a pet monkey.


was that YOU JJ?
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:18 PM   #200
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Type "silhouette" into Google's image search, Taylor - you will be amazed at the wall-to-wall feminine nudity available to you.

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Take two aspirin and quit bothering me with your trivial little problems!

$250, please, you can pay the laddy at the door.
One Zany Carter Deluxe coming up!

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Good start, now lets incorporate them into one! (Migraine gone?)
I'll work on it (but I'm not a good PS'er for image modification, so don't expect Doctor Moreau quality work out of it).

...and, yes, it has, thank-you.

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you will notice that, contrary to what cats think, the Pandorg is the center of this little universe.
...but it's only a little universe. The Gibbon, of course, rules them all and binds them.

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Never turn your back on a cat. Or a duck. The monkeys will just swipe your bananas.
There's a saying I have about Adrian, my friend the Invisible and Inadvertently Violent Gibbon (yes, yes, yes, pshrynk, "$250, pay the laddy at the door"). When some bloke complains about him swiping a banana, I respond "Consider yourself lucky he's not in a testy mood".

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Lived all my life with the nasty little buggers. Pain so bad I couldn't move. I never found anything that really worked for me, other than a long lie down.
...
Mmm, yes, it's a constant journey to find things that might give some relief, however minor (a tablespoon of hot, sweet chilli sauce sometimes...a single, plain-but-sweet biscuit...having the sun bake directly on your forehead...and often they have no effect at all, so any relief might all just be coincidence).

With no relief (other than a long lie down)...arrgghh...totally debilitating and mind-crushing.

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~sigh~ That's good...I suppose (I was secretly hoping for psychological abnormality ).

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Oh, and would someone please remove the Pink song "Get the Party Started" from my brain.
Is that the one that goes:

Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the message to all of my friends
We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lots of style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I meeeeaaaan...

If so, then, no, sorry, can't help.

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Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Talisker, Ardbeg ... come to my rescue. Vats of Cranachan, you are needed....
That's the spirit!

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Old 07-23-2008, 10:39 PM   #201
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All right. So I will be researching those words. But for now I must go to WORK! aaacck! Does anyone remember Dobie Gillis?

OH, and put aside any thoughts of rescue. You are doomed.
Dobie?? Sure. Although Maynard G. Krebs was my favorite. Bob Denver was one of the greats. He played all the best sitcom characters ... Maynard, Gilligan .... umm .... two of the best sitcom characters anyway.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:38 AM   #202
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was that YOU JJ?
No at that time I was just a wee little Monkey if that!

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Old 07-24-2008, 12:58 AM   #203
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The answer to Ms Z's question, "What's the difference between a duck?" is:
Both legs are the same as the other.
Do you walk or take a lunch?

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Is that a duck in your pocket or are you just happy to ...?

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Old 07-24-2008, 06:37 AM   #204
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you obviously need a few tasters...
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