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pshrynk · 07-21-2008, 10:52 AM

How many football players (American) does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty-two.

One to hold the light bulb and twentyone to turn the house.

pshrynk · 07-21-2008, 10:53 AM

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny.

how many Louis XIV* does it take to change a lightbulb ?

just one : he holds it in place, and the whole world turns around him.

*"the sun king"

junkml · 07-21-2008, 07:36 PM

My dyslexic friend told me this one:

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

junkml · 07-21-2008, 07:37 PM

Another joke from another buddy:

So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!"

The other one screams "AHH! A talking muffin!!!"

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junkml

My dyslexic friend told me this one:

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Quote:

Originally Posted by junkml

Another joke from another buddy:

So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!"

The other one screams "AHH! A talking muffin!!!"

montsnmags · 07-21-2008, 08:06 PM

How do you get down off an elephant?

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

How do you get down off an elephant?

ooh ooh !! i know !!! should i say ?? or do you want to tell it ??

RickyMaveety · 07-21-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't ... you get down off a duck!! (Or goose.)

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 08:08 PM

oh FINE !!!!

RickyMaveety · 07-21-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

oh FINE !!!!

Sorry .... I was writing mine as you were writing yours.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 08:10 PM

all right, i won't hold it against you (this time) if you tell another joke.

montsnmags · 07-21-2008, 08:17 PM

I didn't write the answer because I figured people would either know it from their childhood(*), or they'd be looking for the duck anyway.

(*) I use this term with irony. I like to think I have enough intelligence to at least pass all the usual school examinations...and yet, for some reason, even though told this joke in Kindergarten, I didn't "get" it until I was 17 years old. I would just laugh a little if ever I heard it, and think to myself, "This must be one of those "man with a stoat through his head"-type silly nonsense jokes.

Sometimes I think there's a large fracture running through my mind, and more specifically through some pretty basic, old and well-established switch-centres. Call it "the Idiot Gap".

Cheers,
Marc

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 08:19 PM

"man with a stoat through his head" ??? what ??? ooh, tell THAT joke !!!

slayda · 07-21-2008, 08:20 PM

Number 1 - Roy Rogers is out hunting mountain lions with friends. The first day - nothing so they camp for the night. Next morning they wake to find that a mountain lion had entered the camp in the night and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots. He digs out an old pair and they continue hunting. Eventually they do kill a lion. One of Roy's friends goes over to the lion and says " enter punch line here".

Now Ricky, you can do number two (no pun intended).

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07-21-2008, 10:52 AM	#106
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	How many football players (American) does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty-two. One to hold the light bulb and twentyone to turn the house.

07-21-2008, 10:53 AM	#107
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

07-21-2008, 07:36 PM	#109
junkml Addict Posts: 277 Karma: 1004969 Join Date: Mar 2007 Device: Sony Reader	My dyslexic friend told me this one: So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

07-21-2008, 07:37 PM	#110
junkml Addict Posts: 277 Karma: 1004969 Join Date: Mar 2007 Device: Sony Reader	Another joke from another buddy: So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other one screams "AHH! A talking muffin!!!"

07-21-2008, 08:06 PM	#112
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	How do you get down off an elephant?

07-21-2008, 08:08 PM	#115
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	oh FINE !!!!

07-21-2008, 08:10 PM	#117
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	all right, i won't hold it against you (this time) if you tell another joke.

07-21-2008, 08:17 PM	#118
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	I didn't write the answer because I figured people would either know it from their childhood(), or they'd be looking for the duck anyway. () I use this term with irony. I like to think I have enough intelligence to at least pass all the usual school examinations...and yet, for some reason, even though told this joke in Kindergarten, I didn't "get" it until I was 17 years old. I would just laugh a little if ever I heard it, and think to myself, "This must be one of those "man with a stoat through his head"-type silly nonsense jokes. Sometimes I think there's a large fracture running through my mind, and more specifically through some pretty basic, old and well-established switch-centres. Call it "the Idiot Gap". Cheers, Marc

07-21-2008, 08:19 PM	#119
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"man with a stoat through his head" ??? what ??? ooh, tell THAT joke !!!

07-21-2008, 08:20 PM	#120
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	Number 1 - Roy Rogers is out hunting mountain lions with friends. The first day - nothing so they camp for the night. Next morning they wake to find that a mountain lion had entered the camp in the night and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots. He digs out an old pair and they continue hunting. Eventually they do kill a lion. One of Roy's friends goes over to the lion and says " enter punch line here". Now Ricky, you can do number two (no pun intended).