Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 2

vivaldirules · 07-20-2008, 09:14 AM

Rene' Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Rene' Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.

aaarg !!!

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 09:26 AM

Note to self: Never go to sleep.

RickyMaveety · 07-20-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

Armadillo joke

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To prove to the armadillo that it CAN be done.

Question: Why are there so many dead armadillos in the road?

Answer: Because the chicken forgot to mention (1) speed and (2) timing.

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

Note to self: Never go to sleep.

But then how do you expect us to have any fun if your always watching!!

JJ

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 12:24 PM

Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 12:25 PM

Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.

"What is your name?" he asked.

"Quack." the duck answered.

"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.

"I was stepping on bubbles." he answered.

The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Quack," the duck answered.

"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.

"I was stepping on bubbles." the duck replied.

Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.

"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.

"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."

See I knew you could do it, Jay Leno here you come!!!

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."

oh, excellent !!! now i wish i had meetings in english so i could use that.

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 12:26 PM

I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.

They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.

They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.

(where is that groaning smiley... ?)

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

oh, excellent !!! now i wish i had meetings in english so i could use that.

What sound do ducks make in French? This is a real question, I swear.

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.

They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.

Next she tell us that she eats breakfast with a cow and duck,

Milk and quackers!!!

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

Next she tell us that she eats breakfast with a cow and duck,

Milk and quackers!!!

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

What sound do ducks make in French? This is a real question, I swear.

Le Quack!

Sorry, Sorry!
SO going to MR hell!

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07-20-2008, 09:14 AM	#16
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Rene' Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.

07-20-2008, 09:26 AM	#18
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Note to self: Never go to sleep.

07-20-2008, 12:24 PM	#21
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Okay, I found one. In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?" The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."

07-20-2008, 12:25 PM	#22
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. "What is your name?" he asked. "Quack." the duck answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was stepping on bubbles." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "Quack," the duck answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was stepping on bubbles." the duck replied. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck. "What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said. "No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."

07-20-2008, 12:26 PM	#25
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock. They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.