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Old 08-04-2012, 03:14 AM   #5206
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Old 08-04-2012, 05:04 AM   #5207
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”


They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Old 08-04-2012, 08:19 AM   #5208
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”


They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Brilliant!
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Old 08-04-2012, 05:51 PM   #5209
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'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:10 AM   #5210
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:45 PM   #5211
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:36 AM   #5212
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:42 AM   #5213
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:44 AM   #5214
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Old 08-06-2012, 05:13 PM   #5215
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Old 08-06-2012, 05:18 PM   #5216
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Old 08-06-2012, 08:40 PM   #5217
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:40 AM   #5218
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If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:10 AM   #5219
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Answer Me This

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?
Actually this is pretty sad. Behind his idiocy there is stubbornness and all the motivations that have fueled wars across the ages. Envy, retribution, jealousy, the will of vengeance and others. Being lonely does not help either...

But you have to admit that he's clever in his designs.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:55 AM   #5220
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Answer Me This

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?
I've also heard it suggested (not sure if it's true) that Wile E. Coyote does not "buy" the stuff from Acme. That he is a beta tester and gets the stuff for free.
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