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Old 08-05-2012, 05:39 PM   #17716
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*small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick*

*machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse*

*evil mechanical chuckling is heard*

Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!
(Added after reading previous post) The shattered pieces of the machine slowly move together and reform back into the machine...that is now angry.

This machine is starting to sound like a proto-Terminator.

*Solitaire1 thinks...smiles...puts a "I am Sarah Connor." sign on PoohBear.*

While PoohBear is busy, I'll take the win.

*Solitaire1 takes a sheet of paper, tosses it in the air, unsheaths his samarai sword, slices the paper as it falls...the fallen pieces form the words "I Win!" on the ground.*

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Old 08-05-2012, 06:30 PM   #17717
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Silly Kitty! Machines can't read sign on Poohbear!

Reconstituted machine chases mouse & whaps him with the little stick, then sees cute kitty & decides to feed the mouse to the kitty.

The chicken scoops up the win and proceeds to watch the furry fun unfold!
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Old 08-05-2012, 07:07 PM   #17718
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(Added after reading previous post) The shattered pieces of the machine slowly move together and reform back into the machine...that is now angry.

This machine is starting to sound like a proto-Terminator.

*Solitaire1 thinks...smiles...puts a "I am Sarah Connor." sign on PoohBear.*

While PoohBear is busy, I'll take the win.

*Solitaire1 takes a sheet of paper, tosses it in the air, unsheaths his samarai sword, slices the paper as it falls...the fallen pieces form the words "I Win!" on the ground.*
too much talk, and too less win!
I on the other hand, just win!
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Old 08-05-2012, 07:14 PM   #17719
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*adjusting ACME machine to quickly deal with the purple robed one*

I win now! And always! ACME says so!
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:15 PM   #17720
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ACME is notoriously unreliable, just ask Wile E. Coyote (a celebrity and their best customer, after you. )

*floats down to pick up the win*

I win.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:27 PM   #17721
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*ACME machine snaps umbrella shut & welds it tightly closed*

The chicken picks up the dropped win and heads off to the old roost.
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:56 PM   #17722
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mmrpp *wiggle, wiggle* mmrpp .. helpppp

*hop, hop, bounce, wiggle, shake, bounce, bounce*
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:19 PM   #17723
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

One down! My ACME machine will hunt these pesky wanna-be winners down & dispose of them!

Come my precious win! To the roost!
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:43 PM   #17724
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BEEEEP BEEEP......outta the way chicken.....*frees dreams from dasterdly chicken and zooms down the road to safety*.
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Old 08-05-2012, 10:09 PM   #17725
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Old 08-05-2012, 10:14 PM   #17726
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Old 08-06-2012, 01:37 AM   #17727
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too much talk, and too less win!
I on the other hand, just win!
But just saying "I win" over and over is boring. It's much more entertaining to come up with creative ways to take the win. This thread features texual combat at its finest, and all of the above leads to one clear conclusion: I have put forth the effort to take the victory and it has become mine!

.mad scientist mode on

It is mine!

MINE!

.mad scientist mode off

.yoda mode on

Mine, the win is.

.yoda mode off

.Wile E. Coyote mode on

*Holds up sign which says: "I win."*

.Wile E. Coyote mode off
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Old 08-06-2012, 02:42 AM   #17728
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Old 08-06-2012, 05:20 AM   #17729
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As I run past eskimo's (invisible) igloo, the ACME machine crashes straight into it. Both igloo and machine are destroyed.

I catch the win as it is thrown from the wreckage.
Eskimo slowly staggers from the wreckage of the igloo, in a daze, but muttering 'I have the win!', ' 'I STILL HAVE THE WIN' it was invisible, the silly mouse got last years win (which I won).

Alas poor mouse. I win.
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Old 08-06-2012, 07:24 AM   #17730
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I win. Yes I know it's boring.
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