Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 1100

HomeInMyShoes · 07-18-2012, 05:32 PM

I win.

pdurrant · 07-18-2012, 05:58 PM

Roger, wilco.

HomeInMyShoes · 07-18-2012, 06:00 PM

India Whiskey India November.

red_phoenix · 07-18-2012, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

India Whiskey India November.

WOW! He can say something besides "I win"

Love.Forever. · 07-18-2012, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

You may not have noticed, but I've been a little less prominent in this thread than heretofore.

There is a reason. I've been laying traps from ACME....

...and they're all getting triggered....

... NOW!

An electromagnet pins Solitaire1 to the spot.
Some caltrops take out Cuda's tyres.
A net and a bottle of chloroform takes care of Love.Forever.
A second electromagnet takes out HIMS.
A wind machine starts up and dreams is blown back from the winning line (umbrellas really catch the wind well).
An asbestos cage snaps shut around red.
Heat lamps prevent eskimo49 getting anywhere near to the win.
A genetically enhanced catnip patch ensures that GeoffC forgets all about winning.
Several fox earths (& resident foxes) ensure that pooh won't dare to approach the win.
Multiple scarecrows with fascinating trousers ensure that Dylrob is so distracted that winning never crosses their minds again.

I win!

[*]A net and a bottle of chloroform takes care of Love.Forever??! I must admit that's a good one!

But now I must give you some news;

I win!!

pshrynk · 07-18-2012, 06:50 PM

Heck, this game is easy to win! All I gotta do is post and then close the thread. Jeez!

Dylrob · 07-18-2012, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_pheonix

WOW! He can say something besides "I win"

Yes, as it turns out even robots are afraid of guns.

Dylrob · 07-18-2012, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Heck, this game is easy to win! All I gotta do is post and then close the thread. Jeez!

Except mods can continue to post.

pshrynk · 07-18-2012, 07:07 PM

Hmmm.... So I then have to post, close the thread, then go and bump off all the other mods. Sort of tempting now that I think about it, but I have no clue how to run the software, so I will have to think of a better plan.

Dylrob · 07-18-2012, 07:12 PM

You could always post then immediately kill yourself. That way your last memory will be of victory, and it won't really matter after that.

Solitaire1 · 07-18-2012, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

You may not have noticed, but I've been a little less prominent in this thread than heretofore.

There is a reason. I've been laying traps from ACME....

...and they're all getting triggered....

... NOW!

An electromagnet pins Solitaire1 to the spot.
Some caltrops take out Cuda's tyres.
A net and a bottle of chloroform takes care of Love.Forever.
A second electromagnet takes out HIMS.
A wind machine starts up and dreams is blown back from the winning line (umbrellas really catch the wind well).
An asbestos cage snaps shut around red.
Heat lamps prevent eskimo49 getting anywhere near to the win.
A genetically enhanced catnip patch ensures that GeoffC forgets all about winning.
Several fox earths (& resident foxes) ensure that pooh won't dare to approach the win.
Multiple scarecrows with fascinating trousers ensure that Dylrob is so distracted that winning never crosses their minds again.

I win!

*Solitaire1 feels terror as he's pinned and unable to move. Slowly the magnet continues its downward path, slowly flattening him into a pancake.*

*"Is this the end? Solitaire1 wonders. "No!" he thinks as his CPU is crushed.*

*The metal pancake that was Solitaire1 lays on the ground, inert.*

*Suddenly, a glow appears around Solitaire1 and he is reborn into a new form!*

Solitaire1 · 07-18-2012, 08:05 PM

*Solitaire1 has been reborn as a cute kitten!*

*Solitaire1 thinks "Well, it could have been worse. I guess I should have been more specific when asking that genie to grant me a wish. At least I don't have to worry about dying anymore, but I'd rather stay a kitten for a while."*

*Solitaire1 decides to seek out PDurrant for an explanation...(licking his lips) and a meal.*

I win.

Dylrob · 07-18-2012, 08:10 PM

A kitten? Sweet! Just what I need for my violin.

Love.Forever. · 07-18-2012, 08:10 PM

win, win, win!

Solitaire1 · 07-18-2012, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

A kitten? Sweet! Just what I need for my violin.

I forgot to mention (pulls out a "Kill Bill" type sword) I'm a samarai kitten!

*Solitaire1 takes a fighting stance, sword held at the ready, gleam in his big cute eyes.*

I'm sorry but I can't dance with you right now.

07-18-2012, 08:05 PM	#16497
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,974 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Solitaire1 has been reborn as a cute kitten! Solitaire1 thinks "Well, it could have been worse. I guess I should have been more specific when asking that genie to grant me a wish. At least I don't have to worry about dying anymore, but I'd rather stay a kitten for a while." Solitaire1 decides to seek out PDurrant for an explanation...(licking his lips) and a meal. I win. Last edited by Solitaire1; 07-18-2012 at 08:07 PM. Reason: To add to original post.

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07-18-2012, 07:07 PM	#16494
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Hmmm.... So I then have to post, close the thread, then go and bump off all the other mods. Sort of tempting now that I think about it, but I have no clue how to run the software, so I will have to think of a better plan.

07-18-2012, 07:12 PM	#16495
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	You could always post then immediately kill yourself. That way your last memory will be of victory, and it won't really matter after that.

07-18-2012, 08:10 PM	#16498
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	A kitten? Sweet! Just what I need for my violin.

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