Silliness technical difficulties - Page 2

pshrynk · 07-15-2008, 11:45 AM

NONONONONonononononononononononononono!!!!!

commence upload. helpful human suggestions of binary cuteness assault accepted and implemented.

DixieGal · 07-15-2008, 11:54 AM

I really liked the mandala avatar. Before I got my EB1150 and the world changed, it was very calming when, as work became frantic, I would print out a mandala and spend a few minutes listening to quiet music and coloring it in with highlighters.

Now I only have time for work, reading, and MR.

You should really try coloring some mandalas, seeing as how you are a bit high strung today.....

pshrynk · 07-15-2008, 11:58 AM

Um. Yeah. Is this thing on? Right. Uh, give me that script, will you? An unutterably silly pseudo-pshrynkile statement. what the hell does that mean? Uh, let me get back to you on that.

you are worthless, 6 of 3. that made even less sense than test subject ps575. get away from that podium.

we are experiencing technical difficulties with our regularly scheduled technical difficulties announcement. we will get back to you. in the meantime, might we suggest the comedic stylings of wu tang clan? thank you.

DixieGal · 07-15-2008, 12:11 PM

Is anyone else worried that the voices in his head are Borg? Or is it just me?

pshrynk · 07-15-2008, 12:16 PM

we now have the fmanual and will commence to read it. please stand by.

Look! They're just pandas! You can rush them and >>>Skklllkkkkt!<<<

please stand by. your acutelation processing will begin once we have calibred test subject ps575.

nekokami · 07-15-2008, 01:03 PM

Hm. Let's try chanting mantras at them. I doubt they'll know how to cope with that. And it might help calm poor pshrynk down.

I'll lead off...

OOOOooooooohhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

pshrynk · 07-15-2008, 01:09 PM

oooooohhhhhmmmmmmmmm ow! ow! ow! ooooooowwwww!!!! :guitar riff from American Band

Um. Nice try and we I mean I would like to thank you for letting me be myself.

(mutter mutter mutter mutter.)

Um... Again.

thankyou for your patients. we will resume pshrynkal transmissions shortly.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 07-15-2008, 01:18 PM

A-HA!

Thought we wouldn't find you, eh, Dr. Nemeseez? But you can only lurk in the lounge for so long! Now, unhand that... uh... thing we used to refer to as Pshrynk... or I'll fire my pseudo-particle plasma pistol at you... so!

vrrt

uh... SO!

vrrt

...mmm...

heh... anybody got a Duracel handy?

nekokami · 07-15-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

thankyou for your patients. we will resume pshrynkal transmissions shortly.

They've not only got pshrynk, they've got his patients too????

Steven Lyle Jordan · 07-15-2008, 01:25 PM

N-no... too many to fight off... duracels out... (knew I should've brought the mantra-rifle, it's got that little hand-crank thing on the stock...)

Anytime you wanna light that bat-signal, is good with me!...

nekokami · 07-15-2008, 01:29 PM

Wait, I have a couple of solar panels here....

(rummaging around in Bag of Holding....)

Yep, here you go!

Oh, or would you rather have this pocket fusion power generator?

pshrynk · 07-15-2008, 01:30 PM

we will not tolerate individual assumption of responsibility! In fact individuality itself is right out.

Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!H elpme!Helpme! >>Bszztlppppp<<

please listen to some mellow tunes as we continue to assimilate the fmanual.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 07-15-2008, 01:32 PM

No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

Hold on... does that pocket fusion power generator have a 9-volt plug head on it, by chance? Or maybe alligator clips?

jerryleejr · 07-15-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

we now have the fmanual and will commence to read it. please stand by.

Look! They're just pandas! You can rush them and >>>Skklllkkkkt!<<<

please stand by. your acutelation processing will begin once we have calibred test subject ps575.

Quick where are the Snickers bars or was it bamboo? I am so confused!!

JJ

jerryleejr · 07-15-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

OH NOES !!! THEY'VE GOT PSHRYNK !!! quick, to the batmobile !! we have to save him !!!

hang on pshrynkie, we're coming !!!

I thought he wore a klingon suit??

07-15-2008, 11:58 AM	#18
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Um. Yeah. Is this thing on? Right. Uh, give me that script, will you? An unutterably silly pseudo-pshrynkile statement. what the hell does that mean? Uh, let me get back to you on that. you are worthless, 6 of 3. that made even less sense than test subject ps575. get away from that podium. we are experiencing technical difficulties with our regularly scheduled technical difficulties announcement. we will get back to you. in the meantime, might we suggest the comedic stylings of wu tang clan? thank you. Last edited by pshrynk; 07-15-2008 at 12:05 PM. Reason: resistance is futile, will be acutelated

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07-15-2008, 11:45 AM	#16
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	NONONONONonononononononononononononono!!!!! commence upload. helpful human suggestions of binary cuteness assault accepted and implemented.

07-15-2008, 11:54 AM	#17
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I really liked the mandala avatar. Before I got my EB1150 and the world changed, it was very calming when, as work became frantic, I would print out a mandala and spend a few minutes listening to quiet music and coloring it in with highlighters. Now I only have time for work, reading, and MR. You should really try coloring some mandalas, seeing as how you are a bit high strung today.....

07-15-2008, 12:11 PM	#19
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Is anyone else worried that the voices in his head are Borg? Or is it just me?

07-15-2008, 12:16 PM	#20
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	we now have the fmanual and will commence to read it. please stand by. Look! They're just pandas! You can rush them and >>>Skklllkkkkt!<<< please stand by. your acutelation processing will begin once we have calibred test subject ps575.

07-15-2008, 01:03 PM	#21
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Hm. Let's try chanting mantras at them. I doubt they'll know how to cope with that. And it might help calm poor pshrynk down. I'll lead off... OOOOooooooohhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

07-15-2008, 01:09 PM	#22
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	oooooohhhhhmmmmmmmmm ow! ow! ow! ooooooowwwww!!!! :guitar riff from American Band Um. Nice try and we I mean I would like to thank you for letting me be myself. (mutter mutter mutter mutter.) Um... Again. thankyou for your patients. we will resume pshrynkal transmissions shortly.

07-15-2008, 01:18 PM	#23
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	*A-HA!* Thought we wouldn't find you, eh, Dr. Nemeseez? But you can only lurk in the lounge for so long! Now, unhand that... uh... thing we used to refer to as Pshrynk... or I'll fire my pseudo-particle plasma pistol at you... so! vrrt uh... *SO!* vrrt ...mmm... heh... anybody got a Duracel handy?

07-15-2008, 01:25 PM	#25
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	N-no... too many to fight off... duracels out... (knew I should've brought the mantra-rifle, it's got that little hand-crank thing on the stock...) Anytime you wanna light that bat-signal, is good with me!...

07-15-2008, 01:29 PM	#26
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Wait, I have a couple of solar panels here.... (rummaging around in Bag of Holding....) Yep, here you go! Oh, or would you rather have this pocket fusion power generator?

07-15-2008, 01:30 PM	#27
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	we will not tolerate individual assumption of responsibility! In fact individuality itself is right out. Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!Helpme!H elpme!Helpme! >>Bszztlppppp<< please listen to some mellow tunes as we continue to assimilate the fmanual.

07-15-2008, 01:32 PM	#28
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	No thanks, I'm trying to cut down. Hold on... does that pocket fusion power generator have a 9-volt plug head on it, by chance? Or maybe alligator clips?