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It's about the umbrella
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I highly recommend an MP3 player for use when mowing the lawn. I listen to books while working in the yard and the time passes quickly. I end up concentrating on the story and not the repetitious back and forth of mowing and emptying the cuttings bag and other chores.
My Sansa Clip Zip was the best $30 spent (much better than my other more expensive ones), especially with the free audio books posted one here and on podiobooks. I'll bask in the glow of my win, while contemplating a trip to town and needing to work in the back yard before hosting a weekend BBQ. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Murderous Mustela
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Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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Oh don't worry. Without the sun that will turn into hail soon enough. Then everything will freeze to death.
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Frozen chicken won't do. More sun for him.
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Bah! Humbug!
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Zooooooooooming by grabbing a chicken leg on my way to a win.
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Grand Sorcerer
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You really need to put that chicken leg down. You have no idea where it has been.
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MaxPuppy Rules
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*chomp chomp chomp* YUMMMM.
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Grand Sorcerer
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Hello Emergency. Get the stomach pump ready.
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Murderous Mustela
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Cars have stomachs?
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Grand Sorcerer
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You have a point.
Hello garage? We got a car with a chicken leg stuck in its rad. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Hey guys! I woke up and found myself stuck to a car! What happened? Did Cuda smash into my roost? Call the highway patrol ... that car needs to be impounded!
*limping off to roost with my win* *I'm suing for damages!* |
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Grabs other leg and zooooooms off again.
*munch munch munch* evidence, what evidence officer? Hurry MaxPuppy lick it all off. |
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It's about the umbrella
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**looking around and trying to determine why there is a burnt, soggy chicken smell and why there is a car, with chicken parts stuck to it, trying to hide behind my umbrella.**
Oh well. *strolls off to investigate these strange going ons.. why is that puppy trying to follow me?* |
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*Solitaire1 gathers the chicken parts, reconstructs the chicken, and electrifies it.* It's alive! It's alive! It's...tasty! |
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