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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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The chicken will always cross the road to win! It's always been so. It will always be so. Accept the inevitable and watch the chicken win!
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Location: NW Oregon
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Cross the road in front of the car and dog and you'll be dinner.
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Bah! Humbug!
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It is written that the chicken wins! Let it be so!
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Murderous Mustela
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Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
*points to the bloody smear on the road* It didn't. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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The wise chicken threw a ferret into the road first, to divert the attention of that scurrilous car. Then crossed safely to gather the win tenderly under wing, and retire for the night in a secluded roost.
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Murderous Mustela
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Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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That's not what the dashboard camera of the highway patrol car shows.
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
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I'm puzzling over how a chicken on a spit can cross a road at all.
But I'll take the win. |
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Samurai Lizard
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Quote:
The Colonel waits in the wings (with wings) while I take the win and a bunch of tasty wings. |
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Location: Norfolk, England
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Taking back the win.
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Grand Sorcerer
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Good day everyone.
I'm here to win. |
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Grand Sorcerer
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I'm not disappointed. I never expect the win to last for long.
I win. |
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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That's good to hear.
I win. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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A positive attitude helps me deal with life's little disappointments.
I win. |
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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A positive attitude is a splendid thing to help you cope with life's disappointments, such as losing this thread.
I win. |
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