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vivaldirules · 07-02-2008, 09:52 AM

Brilliant, pshwunk! Yes, the Societe Generale de Undies et Nighties should definitely be our next goal. We should launch our attack before they expand to include outerwear - must keep 'em nekkid.

Am I out of bounds, yet? You'll tell me, won't you?

pshrynk · 07-02-2008, 09:53 AM

Here's a treat.

GeoffC · 07-02-2008, 03:07 PM

Isn't that putting yourself ahead of yourself, somewhat?

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 10:19 AM

In honor of the Historic Democratic National Convention, I am hereby resurrecting this old thread by Presidential Decree.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-25-2008, 10:34 AM

Hi! I'm Steve Jordan, reporting from Right Brane ePublishing, and this is This Old Thread!

Today we're speaking to Pshrynk (did I pronounce that right, Mister Pshrynk?...) who plans to make a major announcement sometime this week, in the future and at some point in the past! Fascinating! Mr. Pshrynk, can you tell us more about it? And does it have anything to do with the llama standing next to you?

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 10:36 AM

The guy you are poking the microphone into his face is my Secret Service Agent. You might want to be careful. The llama is the candidate.

Since you ask, yes, I would like to make a statement. I like hay.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-25-2008, 10:39 AM

Oh! uh... my bad. So, um... Pshrynk... you like hay. Will that be the basis of your platform? Or will there be anything more substantial?

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 10:49 AM

Hay and llama chow. Oh! And sharper shears. Definitely sharper shears.

And higher kickbacks for the Executive Branch. We've got a lot of library to build, here!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-25-2008, 10:54 AM

Ah! Are those shears for the intention of trimming the budget? It wouldn't be for fleecing the voters, would it?

But seriously, folks... Tell us about this library, and where it fits into this mildly atypical time-traveling administration of yours.

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 01:32 PM

Well, we can charge admission to the library and... Oh, I mean we can bury any incriminating evidence... Oh, just every president has a library or waste management facility named after their administration!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Will this library be a physical building, exist only in cyberspace, be a purely metaphysical construct dependent on the memories and belief systems of individuals to maintain its virtual existence on the ethereal plane, or will it be a converted bus?

(Hmm... such long delays between responses. This reminds me of my interview with Dave Bowman and Frank Poole back in 2001. Heh... whatever happened to those crazy guys?...)

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Will this library be a physical building, exist only in cyberspace, be a purely metaphysical construct dependent on the memories and belief systems of individuals to maintain its virtual existence on the ethereal plane, or will it be a converted bus?

(Hmm... such long delays between responses. This reminds me of my interview with Dave Bowman and Frank Poole back in 2001. Heh... whatever happened to those crazy guys?...)

yeah, i gotta actually work today.

Whatever way is most profitable... I mean, we have yet to run an analysis on that.

Sparrow · 08-25-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I like hay.

Does that make you a straw man?

(I know, I know, it's a corny quip. )

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-25-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

yeah, i gotta actually work today.

Yeah, work... watcha gonna do?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Whatever way is most profitable... I mean, we have yet to run an analysis on that.

Ah... then we can expect the used VW microbus to be parked in your backyard sometime after the inauguration, I guess.

Now, there's been quite a bit of (finger-quote-motion) speculation by your (finger-quote-motion) opponents that (finger-quote-motion) you are not all that you seem. You have been portrayed in the recent past as a llama, a man in a llama suit, a panda, a pandaborg, a megalomaniac wearing a paper Napoleon hat, a bulldog, and George Carlin. There is even speculation that you have adopted a secret (finger-quote-motion) dual identity on this site, in order to initiate propaganda and further your own reputation. (finger-quote-motion used as threatening Kung-fu gesture) Yo, back off, stormtrooper, I'm with the press!

So: Just who is (finger-quote-motion) Pshrynk, anyway, and who do you think you're fooling? Inquiring (finger-quote-motion) minds want to know!

pshrynk · 08-25-2008, 05:28 PM

Yes.

08-25-2008, 02:19 PM	#131
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Will this library be a physical building, exist only in cyberspace, be a purely metaphysical construct dependent on the memories and belief systems of individuals to maintain its virtual existence on the ethereal plane, or will it be a converted bus? (Hmm... such long delays between responses. This reminds me of my interview with Dave Bowman and Frank Poole back in 2001. Heh... whatever happened to those crazy guys?...) Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 08-25-2008 at 03:17 PM.

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07-02-2008, 09:52 AM	#121
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Brilliant, pshwunk! Yes, the Societe Generale de Undies et Nighties should definitely be our next goal. We should launch our attack before they expand to include outerwear - must keep 'em nekkid. Am I out of bounds, yet? You'll tell me, won't you?

07-02-2008, 09:53 AM	#122
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Here's a treat.

07-02-2008, 03:07 PM	#123
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Isn't that putting yourself ahead of yourself, somewhat?

08-25-2008, 10:19 AM	#124
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	In honor of the Historic Democratic National Convention, I am hereby resurrecting this old thread by Presidential Decree.

08-25-2008, 10:34 AM	#125
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Hi! I'm Steve Jordan, reporting from Right Brane ePublishing, and this is This Old Thread! Today we're speaking to Pshrynk (did I pronounce that right, Mister Pshrynk?...) who plans to make a major announcement sometime this week, in the future and at some point in the past! Fascinating! Mr. Pshrynk, can you tell us more about it? And does it have anything to do with the llama standing next to you?

08-25-2008, 10:36 AM	#126
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	The guy you are poking the microphone into his face is my Secret Service Agent. You might want to be careful. The llama is the candidate. Since you ask, yes, I would like to make a statement. I like hay.

08-25-2008, 10:39 AM	#127
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Oh! uh... my bad. So, um... Pshrynk... you like hay. Will that be the basis of your platform? Or will there be anything more substantial?

08-25-2008, 10:49 AM	#128
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Hay and llama chow. Oh! And sharper shears. Definitely sharper shears. And higher kickbacks for the Executive Branch. We've got a lot of library to build, here!

08-25-2008, 10:54 AM	#129
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Ah! Are those shears for the intention of trimming the budget? It wouldn't be for fleecing the voters, would it? But seriously, folks... Tell us about this library, and where it fits into this mildly atypical time-traveling administration of yours.

08-25-2008, 01:32 PM	#130
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, we can charge admission to the library and... Oh, I mean we can bury any incriminating evidence... Oh, just every president has a library or waste management facility named after their administration!

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08-25-2008, 05:28 PM	#135
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Yes.